Taoiseach Leo Varadkar
Leo, You’re Right.
I’m not worth 350 a week,
how did I end up in a call centre
with scholarships and university degrees.
My friends are the same,
work in pubs, cafés, one has a PhD
and he holds the door open at BTs.
I’ve a few bob in the Credit Union
if you need a lend, I’m only paying rent.
Given up insurance, mortgage, having kids.
Listen, if you’re looking for someone
to write your next speech, I’ll do it for free,
us artists love that kind of thing.
Previously: Eamonn Kelly: Free Money Walks, Bullshit Talks