A Limerick A Day

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A  report into Russian interference in British politics is due to be published this morning after its release was blocked by Prime Minister Boris Johnson (above) before the last British General Election.

A report will be published today
Which experts all reckon will say
That Russian spies planned
To give Boris a hand
And help him to screw the UK

John Moynes

Reuters

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11 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

      1. Nigel

        Very Trumpian ‘if we don’t test for it we’ll have fewer infections’ sort of summary.

        ‘• The UK is one of Russia’s top intelligence targets, yet the UK government has “actively avoided looking for evidence of Russian interference” which the committee brands “astonishing”.’

        ‘• London was allowed to become a ‘laundromat’ for illicit finance. The arrival of Russian money has resulted in a growth of “enablers” including lawyers, accountants and estate agents who wittingly or unwittingly became ‘de facto agents’ of Russian state.’

        ‘• Report highlights an example of a private security industry developed in the UK to “service the needs of the Russian elite” in which British firms “protect the oligarchs and their families, seek kompromat on competitors & help launder money through offshore shell companies.”‘

        Jesus that’s not sinister at all.

        From here:
        https://twitter.com/jane__bradley/status/1285511081532755973
        Link to another summary at the end.

        1. Charger Salmons

          But just to re-iterate.
          There.Was.No.Interference.
          I understand your disappointment old chap.
          And find it rather droll tbh.
          But hey ho, there’ll always be another conspiracy theory for you to hang your tinfoil hat on.
          Heh x 17.4million.

          1. Nigel

            Can’t be any interference if you don’t look for it is a weird flex for an allegedly patriotic tory personality but not unexepcted in a spin is more important than patriotism type such as yorself sor, to be sure.

          2. Papi

            Hey, at least now we know how to really rile Chargey.

            There. Was. Interference.

            Loads. Of. It.

            Tons.

            Heh. Heh. Heh.

          3. Nigel

            Lol the droll troll is, in effect, a Russian bot, but without the dignity of being programmed or paid for his efforts.

          4. italia'90

            Zaphod Beeblebrox’s peril sensitive glasses that turn opaque at the first sign of danger comes to mind…

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