This just in.
Ssshh.
Further to a successful birth on Tuesday…
….much-loved Broadsheet commenter ‘Millie von Strumpet’ writes:
The newest Broadsheet reader, who is every bit as opinionated as the rest of you…
Certainly more woke.
FIGHT!/Gurgle
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What a gorgeous baby, so happy for you pal
(and on my birthday an’ all)
Sending love your way x
Happy birthday Bertie!
+25
Many happy returns, Bertie.
Congrats Millie, Happy Birthday Millie Me and Bertie!
Cheers Liam!
Happy bidet, big guy!
Thanks Bert, me aul flower. And a very happy belated birthday to you! X
Congratulations! A real cutie!
Thanks Kate :)
ah millz… that’s great
beautiful little lad
Cheers BB! x
A bruiser! Well done!
Thanks Papi!
Congrats.
Thank you!
Making me all broodie Mill
I’ll settle for loads a’ cuddles tho’
xV
He’s very cuddly and all, V! You can have some any time! :)
Ah ya Dote
C’mere how’s yer wan getting on with him
congrats Millie!
by any chance 7lb 12oz?
https://youtu.be/GAFxqyOUYck?t=650
Hahaha! I wish he had been, just so I could make that reference!
Tis’ a fine Baby!
+1 from me!
But I’m biased ;)
Thanks for sharing the Joy, am happy for you.
a tune for von strumpet jnr,
Hello Baby – LOA
https://youtu.be/nKF_0dEY2Oc
Thanks eamonn! Great tune too!
ah congrats millie
Thanks Rob :)
Congrats Millie!
Thanks Ghost of Yep ;)
I’m over the moon for you Mills !
Thanks Janet, my darling xx
Ah super news, congrats Millie, and the proud Dad I’m sure, and happy first day Millie Me… lovely pic :0)
The sun is out, it’s Friday and there is a new Millie millin’ about, what’s not to love!?
Yay! \o/
And happy birthday Bertie!! :)
Thanks Clamps, old pal :)
Nice one, Millie!
Thanks Nick!
Congratulations Millie. May he bring you much happiness, and you him.
Cheers Giggidy!
Beautiful baby!
Congrats Millie!
Thanks Johnny :)
Ah what a little cutie pie! Congrats Millie!
Thanks Lilly x
Ah that’s brilliant; congratulations Millie and welcome to mini-Mills.
Hope you’re both doing well.
And belated birthday wishes Bertie.
This is just the best Friday.
Thanks Lushie, my dear x
I have no idea how you did it, but thanks for taking the time to reply to each and every one of us.
I came over all gooey inside.
And also goes to show that we have our differences but we’re still a family (eh guys? Back me up here)
Can I be token BS godmother, or is it Janet? I can’t argue ’cause we all know how she’s packing.
Janet likes to share, guns, cake, curry, wine, the shower, dresses and godmothership :)
I do not like to share underwear and earrings or shoes ….
Long life, health and happiness to you all, Millie.
Thank you very much, Old Boy!
Fair play Millie
Thanks Mary!
Congrats and big love, Milzers! He looks fab.
Good luck over the next few weeks. Fun ‘n’ games, hah?
Cheers Andypants! Delighted to see you back at the ‘sheet xx
Happy Millie and Happy Bertie!
Thanks Daisy x
Congratulations millie and happy bertie, Bertie.
Thanks RP ;)
Lovely. Congratulations!
Thanks newsjustin!
Is that a baby or a turkey?!
I jest, of course. Congratulations Millie!
Ahwouldyelookatthegorgeouslittleheadonhimcooocooocoocooooomwmwamwmwamwamwa…
Delighted for ye millie
Don’t oft tend to comment on here but I am a fan of Millie and her lazer targeted insights. Congratulations! . Nothing like a new born baby to put perspective on life.
Thanks all for your kind wishes, it was lovely to bask in Millie and Baby Albert’s reflected glory x
Baby Albert, ha!
hahhaaja, happy belated by the way auld fella, may you have your two front teeth solid in your head and a warm bed
Congrats Millie, sorry that I’m late to the party! I hope that you are recovering well :)
He’s fab! xo
Awwwwww! Congrats Millie St Mammylark.