So im a Conspiracy Theorist HA! a term invented by the lame stream media to discredit those who can smell and see through the government/media lies and propaganda #researchanddestroy
— Ian Brown (@ianbrown) September 14, 2020
This morning
The Public have lost all respect and credibility for your views!
Your music and cheekbones are a dream ❤️but your tweets are a nightmare 👍🏻
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) September 14, 2020
This afternoon.
Gulp.
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If you use the phrase “lame stream media” unironically then Jedward are, very much, your intellectual betters and are quite entitled to call you out.
Imagine getting embarrassed by Jedward.
If you can’t imagine it, Google their Eurovision performances.
Nooooooooooooooo.
they can’t take a piss without their mammy giving them permission
Lipstick is a pop banger for the ages.
Ah no! You’ve put it in my head! WAAAAAAAAH!
It surely is Daisy
‘regularly hop into it meself – even before a BS.show
(❁´◡`❁)
And in fairness, it should have done better for them at Eurovision
Indeed, this response is as cringey as Jim Corr’s retort that they should get a brain between them. You’d think a lyricist like Ian Brown would have a better turn of phrase. Limp as a wet lettuce
Ah FFS…Like Ian Browns music and have a soft spot for Jedward. Hope it doesn’t come to slash hooks and rusty shears.
Easy knowing the wind tunnel have a new record coming out.
Aye, Louis’ cash must be running out.
Worth nearly 8 million euro. Think they’re good.
ha! humiliation at any price, I can think of a word for that.
You reckon?
(I mean Louis’ cash handouts to them running out)
I’d like to see Ian Brown’s research.
Youtube, reddit and The Protocols of the Elders of Zion perchance?
Ha ha! You’ve probably nailed it there
I’m fairly sure it would put yours to shame Junkface.
Yer just a massive tool who fell out of his box Pat
That means precisely the opposite when you say it champ.
Pat has invoked the “I am rubber, you are glue” clause, a deadly and merciless tactic that means certain death for the opponent.
2020 really is a strange beast when Jedward are handing out sick burns like this
I’d say they are either releasing some poxy single/album soon, or else running for joint-President against Annie Oakley.
I’ll never forgive him for Feile in Cork. He was off key for most of the set… or maybe it was the half slab of Fosters.
Foster’s dav?
‘sure t’wasn’t the British Gran Prix you were at
Near the Campsite there were lads selling Slabs for 20 or 30 quid, I went halves with a mate and always remember, Kylie being Sexy on the Sat Afternoon, Blur killing it on Sat Night and The Stone Roses phoning it in on the Sunday evening… and I never touched Fosters since..
You got the whole weekend out’ve a half a slab dav
Shurely that qualifies to be treated as
Careful
The only good thing you can say about Foster’s
Is that Paul Hogan drank it
I’d rather sip cold maukish tay out’ve a bottle
With rolled up newspaper as a cork
Than put Foster’s near me throat
The little (ˉ﹃ˉ)’s
blocked me on the twitter
what did I say now