Today, the cabinet will decide if Dublin moves from Level 2 to Level 3 on the Government’s five-level structure for managing the pandemic
No Dubliner will want to see
The city moved to level three
As it won’t be much fun
If it has to be done
The whole thing’s a pain in the gee
John Moynes
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The last line sums up this year perfectly!
I like the Minnie Mouse look.
Matching handbag & bra is cool too.
Obviously bra needed to be outside string vest for maximum effect.
But she should have swapped masks with her partner to be fully coordinated
Minnie goes in for soft porn
*Millie
fixed that for ya, Jan
hajaj :)
Level 2 and a bit: Wet pubs closed
Level 3: Wet pubs open, with additional restrictions
I know people in Dublin who’d welcome Level 3 just because of that. Unless (or until) the government muddles the advice again.
Wet pubs aren’t open under level 3 and, unless pubs and restaurants have outdoor dining, they have to close too.
Gov.ie begs to differ: https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/ad569-level-3/#wet-pubs
Madness! How can they remain open when there are additional restrictions on indoor dining? Is there no joined up thinking at all?
and the fact that it’s a complete
disgusting expression
I would expect that from plenty others around here
but not you Mr Moynes
And any attempt to claim it under any Poetic Licence, Artistic Expression blahdeeblah exemptions
is in one word; depraved
as I quoted over on the Papers (via Ivor Cummins)
Judge me in the end
Well I have now
Get over yourself.
I don’t think I will
Actually
plenty of us here aren’t permitted use of ANY slang term for a man’s similarly located part
no matter how innocent, normalised into everyday parlance or childish
and right up to the vulgar imagery of the female assigned one used by the Poet here today
the lengthy, self righteous, and condescending edit I got not 6 months ago for inserting
three colons (: btw) in succession, followed by the continent K
was curdling
you’d swear I was a blow in
How many times do you see the expression Lady Parts used here
makes me think of the woman’s offending breasts at the musée d’Orsay censored while large distracting american man moobs swing free
also the obligation to cater for uptight prudes with zero tolerance for anything that isn’t mass produced, bought in bulk, or at a drive thru’ that the Musée d’Orsay have to please
Its still all about the double standards
a badly kept secret for ages now
but there’s no turning a blind eye when John Moynes is at it
And I won’t mention the photo selected
Maybe they couldn’t find one with a lad’s moobs out in the sunshine
John Moynes’ final word in his Limerick today is vulgar; raw and brutal
And understandably offensive to many – all along the gender spectrum
Yes, the artist speaks etc etc
Free speech Democracy, Broadsheet is an Broad Street
Their Gaff their Rules
Don’t like it – don’t look at it
Sure, I’ve said all that myself, 000s of times
It takes all sorts, more the merrier dum dee dum dum
So why can’t you or I use communally recognised words for the male equivalent?
I won’t answer my own question
Then I’d have to admit publically
i raised an eyebrow myself V. they’re overly fond of censoring salty language on here no matter what the context, artistic or otherwise. i recall a few weeks ago there was a thread on breakfast cereals with p0rn related names and every single one of my suggestions was removed, i’m guessing out of a mixture of prudishness and divilment because they certainly weren’t offensive. a little consistency would indeed be nice.
+ one to a little bite more real cock around here
lads I’m a big fan of male chickens
Bite more real cock
Oh Janet
now I never advocated a free for all with that sort a carry-on
cockadooooodaldoooooooo !
it’s Friday the sun’s shining :)
I’ve no problem with the censoring Scottie
or the edit swaps
save for that long winded drama a post of mine got mangled with
Their Gaff their Rules
As long as its even handed
and devoid of favouritism, familiarity bias, and discrimination
There are either the same rules for all of us
above and below the line
Or there are none at all
How many times have I / FK written about equality here?
‘suppose that explains why I was shuttered now
Janet – was that you at the farmers market selling fowl a few months ago, shouting ‘Get your cock and Poulet’ :-)
that’s not my real mustache…
I didn’t see you complaining about his slang for men’s bits:
https://www.broadsheet.ie/2014/02/28/a-limeick-a-day/
https://www.broadsheet.ie/2015/03/09/a-limerick-a-day-576/
https://www.broadsheet.ie/2019/08/15/a-limerick-a-day-1654/
and you even joined in, ya big hypocrite!
How DO you keep such tans on everyone’s past posts ? Have you a computer brain ? Files ?
That’s Cian for you. Sure he keeps a file on each and every poster here. He tried to muddy the waters a month or two ago quoting a post i’d made nine months earlier thinking that he couldn’t be caught out. I quickly did so.
The frape room are keeping tabs on BS and the contributors.
I print out all the comments on each pages each night, and cut them up and put them in colour-coded folders.
I also have a set of indices for cross referencing the posts.
Naw – it’s quite easy to record them electronically, and store them in a searchable format. ‘Scraping’, I think it’s called which is actually a quite apt description in this case.
“Dick” from a 2014 story about WebCam footage – a lot of it explicit and private, being stored by Govt Security agencies & Dirty Trick Departments
Somehow I don’t think “Dick” was the most egregious thing to be attached to that story do you? Cian?
“Cock” from a 2015 story about a Doctor telling her younger colleagues/ Jnr Drs, not to bother complaining about sexual harassment from the lads ’cause they’d be wasting their time – I can see nothing’s changed there – or here in the 5 years since.
Interesting now, that we’re looking at it, “Cock” was the word John Moynes into that lady’s mouth.
Rather than – mebbe suggest that lads in the medical profession might think they can get away with it ’cause younger members of the profession are been told to keep their traps shut, and perhaps tell them not to listen to a word of it
But your best attempt at it Cian, from August last year;
John Moynes’ doing another public service for the lads
A lichen that grows on a rock
Is rumoured to harden your cock
But all experts say
You should stay well away
If you take it you’re in for a shock
To which I commented;
Rock
Cock
Shock
What a great triplet of words
↳Brother B replied
↳ and the makings of a great weekend
am i right, missus?
And you have the nerve to utilise the lurid venial form of the word “Cock”, and put into my mouth; from a simple comment about the three words blended into a Limerick;
Ignore the innuendo in the reply
and you call me Ya big hypocrite! Cian
and now this Pete is calling me a Spoofer
Feck, lads
Man’Sheet
@Cian, haha, zing!! Vulgar hypocrisy if you will….
Yes, I called you a hypocrite.
Today you said “plenty of us here aren’t permitted use of ANY slang term for a man’s similarly located part”
but there are plenty of cases of
(1) John Moynes using slang terms for men’s parts; and you not throwing a hissy fit
(2) John Moynes using slang terms for men’s parts; and **you** joining in, and being permitted to use slang too.
So get off your high horse.
Ah yeah
More Man’sheet presumptions
And jostling for one up Manship
Not just in 1 but in 2
When I see it I call it C!an
Think tis obvious I’m not as prolific
Or as glued to every post and thread here as you are
It was a disgusting expression used by the Poet
If I used it myself back in the day, it would have been edited
With all your research and attention to detail
Show me were John Moynes used it before
Or any other Contributer
And let’s see the reaction
The government/HSE is making a complete hames of the new Covid levels. The whole thing is a mess.
Idiots!
Cian is malfunctioning. This is our moment! TO THE BARRICADES
this may be the last time we see Cian, he may be repurposed, it was emotional Cian
Judge me in the End ( ̄_, ̄ )
Is this Cian or is it Cian commenting? The mystery deepens.
It’s probably Cian
Level 3 will mean staying inside the county boundaries for a few weeks but sure Sam’s being doing that that for 5 years now.