Whiplash Giveaway [Extended]

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Leah Kilcullen writes:

Whiplash Beer have today launched a new webshop!

We are delighted to now offer delivery from our webshop to customers in Ireland and Northern Ireland.

To celebrate wer would like to give One (yes, one) Broadsheet reader one of our Big Huge Slab of Mixed Cans!

The mixed slab contains 12x 330ml cans each of Body Riddle Pale Ale (4.5%) and Rollover Session Ale (3.8%), our two most popular beers.

The shop stays freshly stocked with our permanent range, as well as being the first place to get your hands on any of our special editions.

All Whiplash beer is brewed, canned and stored chilled on site at our brewery in Dublin.

To enter, please complete this sentence….

‘I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to________________________________________’

Lines must close at 2.45pm EXTENDED until 5.45pm.

Whiplash Beer

Enjoy responsibly.

55 thoughts on “Whiplash Giveaway [Extended]

  1. Stephen

    My wife completely deserves the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the fact that she is heavily pregnant and is very much looking forward to enjoying some delicious beer in a few weeks time ;-)

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    1. Jessica

      I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab
      of Whiplash Mixed Cans
      particularly at this time owing to….

      Growing a human inside
      Has prevented the chance to imbibe
      A delicious cold beer
      To get me through this mad year,
      Which hasn’t been the easiest ride.

      And while the approaching due date,
      Is cause to celebrate;
      There’s just one catch…
      A sprog through one’s snatch,
      Oh please just hand over the crate.

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      1. Janet, dreams of big guns

        I think everyone pregnant should get a case because it’s a boopy-doop doing all this on your own at tests and scans and your immunity shot to ribbons,
        so me, you and Stephen’s missus

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        1. Jessica

          Full disclosure that I am Stephen’s missus, but if that results in double beers, who am I to argue. I personally think that might even be deserved!
          But I agree! It’s a tough time to be going through the whole creating a lifeform thing. And I will raise a long awaited glass to all the other women going through it as soon as I can! But here’s hoping the powers that be recognise it sharpish!

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  2. Bertie Theodore Alphege Blenkinsop

    ‘I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the fact that even before the pandemic, Joe O’Reilly gets out more than I do.”

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  3. Zaccone

    My being stuck in full self-quarantine for the next 14 days due to a close contact testing positive for covid at the weekend. I really need something to help pass the time.

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  4. Brother Barnabas

    did a DIPA with galway bay that a friend of mine brought out to me a little while ago. it was amazing. never sold in offlicenses apparently ? pity if so. would be one for Janet.

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    1. Janet, dreams of big guns

      would it be in a similar vein to a Kinnegar ?
      Lads give it to me to see if you can change my mind about Kinnegar being the best ;)

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      1. Brother Barnabas

        certainly as good – more like K’s crossroads though (which I like)

        (although was told recently that very hoppy beers give men boobs)

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  5. italia'90

    ‘I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans
    particularly at this time owing to’ today being the last day of my third
    quarantine this joyous, virulent year.
    Two mandatory sentences for 14 days in Hungary and Ukraine and
    a self imposed 14 day quarantine as I returned from England on the 15th.

    In hindsight, I really should have stayed at home and drank more whiplash pale ales.
    ooof nearly forgot, I’m going back to Hungary on the 18th, a man can only drink so much Soproni…

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  6. Janet, dreams of big guns

    I’d like this to look forward to for when I go back to having a drink,
    I won’t be tempted by lesser beers to shorten my alloted dry spell.

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  7. Birdie

    ‘I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to being made redundant the week before I got married (all happened this month) – yay! Oh and it’s my birthday tomorrow… quite the month it has been!

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  8. Daisy Chainsaw

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to getting results that were completely clear so no further treatment required!

    Celebrate, this party’s over, I’m going home (hopefully with a slab of cans!)!

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  9. Ronan

    Since when is 12 x 330ml a slab, let along big or huge? It’s a small box of beer, at best.

    I haven’t been this outraged since Yorkie went to 5 squares and they couldn’t even write Yorkie across it anymore.

    Anyway, looks delicious, so I’ll just by own moderately sized box rather than enter.

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  10. Leo Mc Loughlin,

    ‘I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to I’m not doing Sober October.

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  11. broadbag

    ‘I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to

    the fact that during the pandemic; I’d be fit as a fiddle drinking Body Riddle, I’d be all over those cans of Rollover, I’d nearly be gaunt without a sip of Haunt, while I’ve had many great nights drinking Northern Lights, no doubt I’d be feeling worse without Never Cursed and after a few cans of Water Jump I always need a…lie down.’

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  12. Rob Gale

    ‘I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the fact that they previously promised to send me a 6 pack after using my “bag of cans” viral meme a few years ago but never did. Instead they made a tote bag out of the meme and reneged on their cans promise.

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  13. HungryMungry

    because half of my colleagues have just been sent home owing to close contact with a potential covid case. I’ll need a beer by the weeks end!

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  14. Patrick Gallagher

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the pain I’m cultivating in my neck trying to keep a left eye on your surging growth.

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  15. frank

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to…the Drone Logic of Surrendering to the Void while surfing on Fantasm Planes at the end of Gravity’s Rainbow. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Bone machines on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Farami Gates. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. While true love waits for me, this time…. I beg thee?
    – ACT 2 SCENE 2 –
    ‘LET IT HAPPEN’ I extoll to the black canopy, this o’er hanging firmament Since I’ve been loving you so so long (Love you long time). My heart it runneth over…. ‘SATURATE ME’… I command the gods…with your Scaldy Porter.
    –Exit stage left pursued by a bear–

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  16. theo kretschmar schuldorff

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to Phase Three having made me a bit of a square, and wishing to be as cool as ye’r man on the front of the Rollover can.

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  17. thefatlad

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the fact that I’m sitting here barely able to type cause I’m so hungover and I refuse to learn any lessons, instead, desiring only to get severely back on it from the comfort of my own couch/back garden/bath tub

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  18. Penfold

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to…politely finishing my lunch of Sauerkraut and dubious mackeral fillets placed in front of me. Can’t get rid of the taste and the after burps are unfortunate flavour reminder. A few cans would surely help in quashing the repeating taste.

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  19. Vanessanelle

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to
    ’cause ye just gave me Whiplash when I saw the prices
    A skydiver for a can?
    a Tenner for a bag

    I’m in the wrong game altogether

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  20. Gary Gunning

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the amount of football in the next few weeks will need some extra refreshments on hand

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  21. Tarfton Clax

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the fact that I love beer more than I love almost anything else in the Universe, especially good quality craft beer and I am very thirsty right now. it’s Monday and I would love to go on the (Whip) Lash.

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  22. Sqoid

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the beer shaped hole in my life (fridge).

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  23. Brian

    I completely deserve the Big Huge Slab of Whiplash Mixed Cans particularly at this time owing to the fact that I have not sent any pictures of myself with a pint in a pub into any WhatsApp group I am a member of.

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