Don’t Be Jeffrey


New Yorker writer and CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin

This morning/afternoon.

Via BBC:

A top US legal analyst has been suspended by New Yorker magazine after he exposed himself on a Zoom call. Jeffrey Toobin, 60, also a prominent CNN commentator, has been in demand as the US election campaign intensifies. The incident, first reported by Vice News, happened during an election simulation involving the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week.

New Yorker’s Jeffrey Toobin exposes himself in Zoom call (BBC)


‘…This piece has been updated with more detail about the call. The headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating.’

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call (Vice)


34 thoughts on “Don’t Be Jeffrey

  1. Clampers Outside

    Jeffrey’s Tube

    That’d be the headline I’d have gone for :)
    (It’s a Star Trek pun for those unawares)

  2. Brother Barnabas

    along the lines of let-he-without-sin-cast-the-first-stone etc, who among us hasn’t had a cheeky one during BOTT?

    1. Janet, dreams of warm feet

      another victim of lockdownus hornus,
      last stage symptoms include a foot fetish Bertie

      1. Brother Barnabas

        I cant really blame the lockdown

        it’s an affliction that kicked in around the age of 14

        it has dominated my life

    2. scottser

      while i have never done a ‘jeffrey,’ i did quite enjoy reading david squires today while the staff meeting was wittering away in the background.

  3. Eoin

    I hope he hasn’t got any kids? My God. He got off lightly to be honest. At least nobody took a screenshot while he was ‘interfering with himself’. He’d get memed into oblivion. I hope nobody took a screenshot, at least. :/

    1. Junkface

      Well not with that attitude you won’t. You have to believe in your inner Horndog, watch Nigella, Carry on films, push it to the limits!

          1. Janet, dreams of warm feet

            I threw a karma sutra party once, it was great craic, I even made erotic light boxes to slot onto the wall lights, cost me a fortune in rose petals

          2. Janet, dreams of warm feet

            I’d do a themed party once a month, loved it, used to go all out, nice excuse to get incentive, I did a Father Ted one for a bemused French lot once, complete with bricks on string for each guest , cocktails in teacups, a world of bunting and a moving virgin mary statue and a coffin in the cellar, I had got enough of the regulars to watch a few episodes so it took off !

  4. GiggidyGoo

    He’s found out that there’s a drawback to trusting today’s electronics and interwebby things.

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