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  1. NotHysterical

    I look forward to the testing of the constitutionality of this bill.

    I will contribute, take my money.

    1. MME

      You’ll need to be quick. GOD and her sidekick walking corpse John Waters are already bleating about challenging this.

      1. Sam

        Can you think of more restrictive measures that are pretty much criminalizing kids birthdays parties?

  2. Bob

    The desperate rat has been cornered and now must escape at any costs.

    The last few Ivor Cummins youtube videos are really good (Episodes 98 & 99)

  3. One username per commenter please

    People who aren’t in a ”Risk Category” are invisible.
    They come from the future.

    They know more about this than we ever will.

    I’d like to still be alive to see the outcome, if it’s not too much to ask.

    1. One username per commenter please

      Correction:
      I meant to say ”Invinsible”.
      Invisible is what people-at-risk are, not those clowns.

  4. Johnnythree

    Fines for house parties????
    Eh they can’t enter a private dwelling still so just don’t answer the door.

  5. Johnnythree

    I also look forward to the legal definition of a house party – music? boys and girls? just girls? Over 30 people? 6 people?
    I can still meet up to two households not in either garden or house and have drinks outside. What are they gonna do – ban drinks? Ban people?
    Simples.

    1. benblack

      I’m, presently, partying in my house.

      Very loose definition.

      Not a chance I’m opening the door, though.

      Did I mention that I’m alone?

      *NOT lonely*

  6. Termagant

    So what happens in 6 weeks, when we come out of lockdown and the numbers, which have become small thanks to the minor inconvenience of shutting down the whole country, become once again large? Because COVID will still exist, and it will still be flu season.

    1. f_lawless

      Perhaps the bit where you’ll be allowed have access to different aspects of public life again on the condition you opt in to digital “heath passports” coupled with on-the-spot testing?

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