Yes, Virginia

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This morning.

Aldi, Terenure, Dublin 6.

Karen Morgan writes:

Ho, ho, ho! Exciting news! Santa dropped into Aldito announce that, while we may not be able to visit him in person this year, during the month of November, Aldi is giving 100 lucky families the opportunity to win a virtual chat with the man himself in the run up to Christmas via SantaOnline.ie.

To enter, email your best Christmas cracker joke to santa@aldi.ie!

You may share them with us as well.

Or not.

Suit yourselves.

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15 thoughts on “Yes, Virginia

  1. Gabby

    My Christmas cracker joke: What did Santa say when he got stuck in a sooty chimney? Ans: ho ho croak croak croak!

  2. Redundant Proofreaders Society

    Q: Why is Rudolph taking 2020 off?
    A: He doesn’t believe in herd immunity.

  3. spud

    It’s Christmas eve and a doorbell rings.
    The man of the house opens the door, only to be greeted by a man with a pair of ladies underwear held out in his hands.

    ‘What the…?’

    ‘They’re Carol’s’

  4. Papi

    Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”

    Astronaut 2: ” In space, no-one can. Here, use cream”

    1. Cú Chulainn

      I met my love in a graveyard
      We did it before we were wed
      We did it on top of the tombstones
      We did it to cheer up the dead…

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