This morning.
Aldi, Terenure, Dublin 6.
Karen Morgan writes:
Ho, ho, ho! Exciting news! Santa dropped into Aldito announce that, while we may not be able to visit him in person this year, during the month of November, Aldi is giving 100 lucky families the opportunity to win a virtual chat with the man himself in the run up to Christmas via SantaOnline.ie.
To enter, email your best Christmas cracker joke to santa@aldi.ie!
You may share them with us as well.
Or not.
Suit yourselves.
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My Christmas cracker joke: What did Santa say when he got stuck in a sooty chimney? Ans: ho ho croak croak croak!
why does Santa have such big balls?
only comes once a year
surely it’s “why does he have such a big sack”
I have a Santa joke, but it’s filthy.
now you’re just teasing
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
(sorry)
Q. What’s the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?
A. Snow-balls
Q: Why is Rudolph taking 2020 off?
A: He doesn’t believe in herd immunity.
It’s Christmas eve and a doorbell rings.
The man of the house opens the door, only to be greeted by a man with a pair of ladies underwear held out in his hands.
‘What the…?’
‘They’re Carol’s’
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
what do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
tinselitis
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?Nothing – It was on the house
Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
Astronaut 2: ” In space, no-one can. Here, use cream”
I met my love in a graveyard
We did it before we were wed
We did it on top of the tombstones
We did it to cheer up the dead…
excellent