David Langwallner: How To Kill The Thing You Love

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From top: Oscar Wilde; his cell in Reading Gaol as it is today; David Langwallner

I recently pre covid did a crown court case in Reading and, after a bizzare development whereby my client indicted on charges of robbery was simultaneously a witness in a murder case in an adjacent court, the case was adjourned. I thus sauntered out of the sleek new court, reflecting on life being stranger than fiction, and took the very brief walk down the road to a prison closed for the last number of years, Reading Gaol. It is three minutes walk away.

The prison is now a non-accessible if rather imposing oasis. Doors firmly shut but there is a number on the wall to phone security. So I did. A most helpful man, who does not wish to be named or identified, came to the door and asked me what I wanted.

Is it possible, I asked, to view the cell of Oscar Wilde, former prisoner here. He knew where the cell was and also who Wilde was, I explained my Irish background, produced a barrister’s calling card and was fortuitously allowed in, despite the prison closure.

The prison had been open a few years previously for a Wilde celebration of sorts. It is cell C22, rather anonymously named, but still the extant cell redecorated in bright colours, lots of red. Not the spartan colours Wilde must have faced but very pleasant, for it had been converted to a youth offenders’ institution. The thought did occur to me that Wilde of course, had abused the youth in conventional parlance.

The window from the poem “The Ballad of Reading Gaol” that he gazed out of is famously still there and I checked closely, and it seems historically authentic. I scrambled around to see if there was any WIldean graffiti but it has been done over so many times there did not appear to be any. But I did look out of the room with a degree of lift and gazed downwards confronting the Gorgons head, the prison courtyard.

In the poem it is of course clear that he saw the execution yard just below the window, and there it is a bit like looking into your garden.

It really is thus just below his room, or his confinement. Words matter, and he was a master of words beautifully crafted and phrased, the wit of all wits. Perhaps he used a suitably masked phrase to express his predicament.

By happenstance in a charity shop later I found a small treasury book of his witticisms, but I knew many of them already.

It should be stressed that he should never have been there in the first place, save for an error of judgment and perhaps hubris, to which we are all susceptible. His error of judgment was his wit. Words misplaced. As a Greek scholar he would have perhaps reflected on hubris and Icarus and flying too close to the sun.

The context of his confinement, let us use the polite word, at the height of his fame was of course that the Marquis of Queensbury left a calling card at his club to Oscar Wilde ‘posing as a sondomite’. Now of course the brutish inventor of the rules of boxing could not spell but the implication was clear and Wilde sued for libel, always, then and now, very dangerous.

He should not have done so, people should not conceal their failings or lie about them privately.

Wilde was lying and thought wit and theatrics could pull it through, and it nearly did save Edward Carson, a Trinity contemporary of Wilde’s. Mediocre lad, but a brilliant and tenacious cross examiner. Wilde got over confident about his innocent meetings with boys and Carson popped a surprise question. The true genius of the art of cross examination. After Oscar regaled the courtroom with the art of ridicule, dismissing any ulterior purpose to his many associations with boys, Carson asked about Grainger, said “did you kiss him?”. Wilde’s witty response, leading to his premature death,was “oh no he was far too ugly”.

The gate was thus open and other boys, less ugly, by implication were kissed. Reading Gaol Was the ultimate outcome.

It has always been a source of wonder why Carson was so vicious towards Wilde in court, considering they had played together as children in Ireland in Waterford, meeting again as students at Trinity College, Dublin, and in London. As the respective sons of a surgeon and an architect, Wilde and Carson were both born in 1854 to affluent Irish Protestant families in Dublin, and lived just a few streets apart

The Irish can be, of course, a deeply malicious lot. Anything goes and always has. Our downfall, collectively as a nation, is the art of cutting down tall poppies and destroying national heroes. Parnell suffered the same fate.

In any event, by a verbal mistake, Carson crucified him and, after several trials later culminating in a criminal prosecution, Mr. Wilde was off to do some hard labour in Reading gaol.

One should never be overconfident and should always see the pothole coming. Wilde did not. The intoxication of success blurred his judgement.Being cross examined, and cross examining, is a fine art and I have been at both the giving and receiving end so should know.

Wilde was also out of his depth, or should that be his milieu, and he did not understand the context. A courtroom is not a source of public entertainment, particularly if you are a witness. It is not a stage for a performance. Short precise honest responses are desirably required.

I have also visited Wilde’s gaudy grave in Père Lachaise, sponsored by his acolytes. It is, in that kitschy Art Deco way, over-inflated and slightly pop star-like, belying the grubby reality of what happened and what led to his early death.

Post release, or in the modern vernacular, post conviction he was a shattered man. A phrase such as a dandy in aspic does not quite cover it. His health was broken. The lubrications and dissipation of a certain lifestyle led him utterly unequipped to deal with the rigours of a Victorian prison. Dead in Paris a few years later. T

It is a grave risk always, as aforementioned, to submit to cross examination and Wilde should not have sued, unless capable of proving his innocence. He was too remote, in his gilded cage of artistic approbation in London, to get what he was confronting, namely the puritanical zealot that was Carson and the law courts, of which he was unfamiliar, and which he treated as a stage.

Carson did not, to be fair, it was said, pursue him any further after the initial damage had been done. The poor man has suffered far too much he said, refusing the criminal brief.

A smidgen of basic northern Irish decency if nothing else, a southern Irish person might well have accepted it for a few shillings? Well clearly not?

Now I would not have been there in Reading had my trial not been aborted, or if the friendly security guard had not let me in or, for that matter, if I was not practising law in London and had not got the brief to go to Reading. Causas causans.

So much of our success or opportunity in life thus is happenstance and accident.

Wilde should have realised, in Irish terms, he was on the pig’s back in London, that he had been embraced and accepted. He should have realised what people realised about him, and he should have acknowledged his foibles and certainly should not have crowed about them.

So, Wilde should not have sued and, all brilliance aside, and despite his death bed witticisms of dying beyond his means and the wallpaper or he needed to go, he died in a grubby hotel in Paris.

Reading Gaol seems to me modeled on Bentham’s panopticon based on the surveillance techniques he outlined. Constant watch where, by constant surveillance, the dignity of the prisoner is undermined. Wilde, expansive and gregarious, must have felt completely stifled.

The butterfly broken by brute force. It’s wing clipped.

I do not like cages, and God knows how Oscar was so confined. When he expresses in the ballad the fears, apprehensions and indeed dread of the man facing the gallows it is more noble than you might think. For when he gave evidence he signed his own death warrant, and must have been conscious of the dying of the light in prison.

He of course lobbied for prison reform as a result of his experiences in Pentonville Prison and Reading. My experiences in London so far suggest nothing other than people getting irretrievably psychologically and physically damaged by prison.

Certainly, the prison of constant surveillance and the harsh work culture are disgraceful as are the recidivist drug and abuse infested infernos we create today though they perhaps should incarcerate many of our right wing politicians and lawyers at least as therapy.

Not all artists, it should be said, lack wisdom and judgment. Beckett, a life well led and long, is in a different cemetery in Paris, distinguished to the end. Growing older gracefully. A less gaudy grave but a lot of tributes in Montparnasse.

I suppose what Wilde lacked Beckett had. Judgment. And judgment of people and context is so important.

Honesty also. Lies catch up on people over time and if you do lie do not turn it into a circus, Carson in his way, mediocre or not, saw this.

And now one more twist in the tale.

Long after Carson’s death in 1935, the son of one of his friends confided in a 1950 recently discovered letter:

“I was never able to get Carson to admit that Wilde possessed any ability at all. ‘Ah,’ he used to say angrily, ‘he was a charlatan.’’

Lod Birkenhead’s letter reveals the extent of Carson’s loathing:

“His distaste for Oscar betraying his own social class – consorting with people from the lower classes, as he’d have seen it – was almost as strong as his feelings of disgust about what Oscar had done.”

So Carson was not being honest about his motivations for taking the case. He wanted to do Wilde for his moral disapproval.

Though I love Oscar Wilde and think the Importance of being Earnest a greater play than Godot, because of its sparkling wit, it should be noted that Beckett wrote Godot at 50 with greater works like Endgame, The Trilogy and his wonderful evocation of childhood in Leopardstown in Company at 80. He preserved his dignity to the last.

In the interests of any degree of politicisation, which this contribution does not have, The Ballad of Reading Gaol is one of the greatest arguments against the death penalty, homosexual convictions and persecutions.

Given That the death penalty is still in Africa and other places still awarded for homosexuality the treatment of Oscar and his denouement is thus of piquant contemporary relevance,

But overconfidence in cross examination can be very dangerous. Wilde must have been conscious of this in his dying room in Paris witty to the last as aforementioned with two famous alleged deathbed lines.

“One of us must go: the wallpaper or me.”

Or

“I am dying beyond my means” (as he guzzled champagne).

Beckett opens Company with the lines to one on his back in the dark. Imagine.

One wonders what Oscar imagined.

David Langwallner is a barrister specialising in public law, immigration, housing and criminal defence including miscarriages of justice. He is emeritus director of the Irish innocence project and was Irish lawyer of the year at the 2015 Irish law awards. His column appears here every Tuesday and Friday. Follow David on Twitter @DLangwallner

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34 thoughts on “David Langwallner: How To Kill The Thing You Love

  1. Happy

    Well that read a lot easier than the last and I always enjoy reading about Wilde.

    See also the article on Wilde’s grandson stating that he talked himself into prison, in this weeks Irish Times. I never realised that were it not for Wilde’s accusing the Marquess of Queensberry of libel that he never would have suffered a criminal penalty so he was very much responsible for his own downfall

    1. Bitnboxy

      Cross-examined by Edward Carson (who still had his Dublin drawl), Wilde, as difficult and clever as he was in the witness box, fell foul of that cardinal rule demanded of all those giving evidence, be good but never be too good. Wilde’s flawless wit and performance did indeed land him in prison.

      Know your audience.

  2. Charger Salmons

    Wonderful stuff David.
    Many years ago in the dim and distant past I was asked to give evidence for the defence in a case at the Old Bailey.
    Meeting up with the Silk he quickly gleaned that I considered myself something of a confident wit so he too used a theatrical analogy.
    ” Never forget the courtroom is like a theatre and the main star is the judge and they never like to be upstaged. ”
    We lost.
    You story also bore great similarity to that of former Tory high-flyer Jonathan Aitken, who sued The Guardian and Granada TV for libel over a documentary alleging an arms deal scam claiming ” If it falls to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play, so be it. I am ready for the fight. ”
    Unfortunately the Guardian/World in Action were better armed with bombshell evidence that proved he was lying and he lost the case,was later tried for perjury and went to jail and was made bankrupt.
    Happily he didn’t end up mirroring Wilde’s fate and redemption for him came in the form of ordination as an Anglican priest.
    You are probably aware of this as well but there’s a wonderful statue of Wilde just across the road from Charing Cross Station.

    1. bisted

      …no doubt you would have dodged into Pomeroys with the hapless silk to drown your sorrows in a bottle of the house claret, Charger…none of that namby pamby stuff for you…

        1. bisted

          …it was that other uncouth fellow, Horace Rumpole, who called Pomeroy’s offering that…other names he called it were Chateau Fleet Street, Chat Thames Embankment, Pomeroys Very Ordinary and Pomeroys Plonk…thought you would be a fan…but then Aldi probably doesn’t stock it so you wouldn’t be aware…

  3. bisted

    …first Harry…now David…what a wonderful antidote to those clamouring to turn Broadsheet into a dreary, humourless echo chamber…

  4. gringo

    An Irishman taking on a member of the British establishment? No contest. Ironically he proved the truth of two of his more famous quotes by ignoring his own good advice to be careful in the choice of his enemies.

  5. Kingfisher

    The Irish are a malicious lot, eh? The jury that convicted Wilde was a British one. The filthy, lice-ridden prison was an English one. The profiteers whose oakum he picked and treadmills he turned were British. The people who took delight in sneering at him in his exile in France were British. The poisonous creature who was his beloved was an English ‘aristocrat’. There was plenty of red-white-and-blue malice to be going on with.

  6. Redundant Proofreaders Society

    Excellent article. Adore Wilde’s talent, flaws and wit.

    Note: Wilde is buried in Père-Lachaise Cemetery, not Montmartre.

      1. bisted

        …was at Oscars grave just before Covid…David’s description of gaudy is spot-on…now surrounded by perspex…like another incarceration…

  7. Lilly

    Beckett’s childhood was in Foxrock, not Leopardstown. Cooldrinagh on Kerrymount Avenue in case you want to visit.

  8. Shayna 56

    Great piece. I always thought of Oscar Wilde as Shayna and Dad, and uncle Mick driving past Royal School Enniskillen – on the way to Mayo, or somewhere in the West for a GAA football match on a Sunday . Shay did always comment – you know, Oscar Wilde went there? I was was told an Irish, “wheeisht”.

  9. Shayna 56

    Also, dad and uncle Mick (both rip) we’d travel everywhere for a match, RTE radio 1 in the background.Pretty much, it was a Tyrone match, to be fair, we we good in the day?

    1. benblack

      The tomato sandwich eating lay-by car boot crew – with a flask of tae.

      Passed a few of those in my time.

        1. Shayna 56

          It wasn’t necessarily about the match – of course it was – it was about the three of us. All footballers, anticpating the game, who’d be picked, left on the bench? Uncle Mick – an unusually broad-shouldered type with a certain whim, would generally address himself with a punch to the opposing goal-keeper on the nose, before the ball was thrown-in. Uncle Mick always apologized – he played mid-field,, pretty much, Mick stayed on the the field fo”r most matches. Seamus, my dad was a ,”clean player” – he didn’t break major bones against opponents. Myself? I broke only a few noses in my day. The technique – it’s a Mick The Rebel thing – Whelan – Classic Dub exponent of the technique took down noses, it’s all about rising for a ball, can’t get the ball, then elbows. Ciarán, if you read this – fair play. You may not have been aware of your technique that led you to not winning many All-Irelands (any)? It was my Uncle Mick’s fault in Tyrone circa 1956.

          1. benblack

            No hurlers in the family, then?

            You know, ham and cheese sandwich upstarts with sticks and a slíothar.

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