9 thoughts on “Pretty Fly

    1. Cú Chulainn

      None of your white water rafting on the southside, thank you very much.. and, as we are on the southside, those Gulls don’t look very psycho to me… southside Gulls.. pets really..

  1. theo kretschmar schuldorff

    Every few days, a seagull starts tapping at my office window with his beak. Its a really urgent tap-tap-tap, like he forgot his keys. It’ll go on until I shoo him.
    Today, when he was at it again, I noticed he’s wearing a tracking tag on his leg.
    Is the government after me with its science seagulls?

  2. Liam Deliverance

    The younger ones are getting trained on the various methods of terrorism to be employed when the humans and their sandwiches return in April. Some of these methods are the “Smash and Grab”, the “Wing Strike” and of course the traditional and ear-splitting “squawk squawk squawk squawk”.

    Feckers!

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