Irish Times journalist Frank McNally (right) is attempting to revive what he calls the ‘traditional joke’
Frank McNally asserts that the joke
Is endangered and likely to croak
So if you think it’s worthwhile
Encouraging mirth I’ll
Suggest you share gags with more folk
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Did you hear about the rapper’s accident?
He needed a hip-hoperation.
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Drops mic and gets coat :)
Fellow shipwrecked and wakes up on a beach on a small island. All he can hear is the sound of drums being beaten. Non stop. Two days he spent on the beach with the incessant drumming. On the third day, a native approached him and the fellow says to the native – What’s with the drums? They’re going non-stop, day and night.
The native says -‘You don’t want those drums to stop’
The fellow says ‘Why not?’
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– ‘Bass solo’
I’m smirking… And I’m not even sure why :)
Ray d’Arcy is trying the same thing and the submissions are grim.
A priest, a vicar and a rabbit arrive at a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood group he is.
“I think I’m a type O” says the rabbit.
Took me a while to get that one. very good :-)
* chuckles *
Two cows strolling down the meadow. One says to the other.
‘What do you make of this Mad Cow disease Daisy’
‘Doesn’t bother me – sure I’m a Fire Engine’ came the reply.
Why are Pirates, Pirates?
– Because they are
For the week that’s in it
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what’s blue and f***s grannies?
hypothermia.
i’m here all week folks – don’t forget to try the falafel..