ohno…Frank Of Ireland :(
I really really wanted it to work but I think it was just awful
hey am I first?
Praetorian
In total agreement….gave it seven minutes….dreadful stuff.
Surprised the Gleeson dynasty signed up to it.
Redundant Proofreaders Society
The trailer looked awful. Another production celebrating mock-Irish-idiocy.
Charger Salmons
Mock ?
General Public
Much like Netflixs Crown excluding Jimmy Savile.
Papi
Like a terrier down a rat hole, there’s the pompous hypocrite, being, as we all know, a racist bigot.
Congratulations charger.
Unreal
Right Sir Honourable Lord Middleweight of Felchshire
Fergalito
Disagree, thought it was funny and showed lots of potential.
Paulus
Yes it wasn’t the worst, the final church scene was the weakest.
Jeez, Beardy Gleeson not only looks like, but sounds like his da.
Fergalito
Bulb of him …
ce
Main headline write for the Star must be on a well deserved holiday… open goal with some fart jokes, just seems like they didn’t even try…
Personally, I would have gone for “Chap in court for cutting one loose on a Copper”… maybe they’ll hire me and I’ll finally have a real job
ce
or maybe “Freedom to Squeak”
U N M U T U A L
The pic of Colins chocolate log next to the banner is nice touch…! Talk about a twofor.
SB
Assault & Fartery
or
Trumped Up Charges
ce
or “Bottom Burper Bellows onto Browned off Bobby”
ce
or “It was a cold blooded murfph M’Lord”
Cú Chulainn
Have to agree here ce.. I’m holding on to the hope the main headline writers are ill.. or had to return to their country of origin after brexit… this current fair just doesn’t cut the mustard … if the psycho gulls don’t make an appearance over the weekend all might be lost.. at least we know you can step in to fill the breach..
U N M U T U A L
@Cu
A little re-branding might reflect the tone of the paper… might I suggest, Weekly Wormed News.
Charles looks absolutely ancient on the cover of the Express.
Lilly
Grief etched on his face.
Charger Salmons
Once again it’s the readers of the Irish Times who are doing the proper reporting not their hacks.
Sir, – “80 per cent of adults will receive a first dose of a vaccine by the end of June” (News, February 21st). “80 per cent of adults will receive an offer of a first dose of a vaccine by the end of June” (News, April 14th).
Spot the difference. – Yours, etc,
RORY E MacFLYNN,
Blackrock,
Co Dublin.
jungleman
Yes, I noticed this also. Very spinny.
Reminds me of Johnson saying he had an oven-ready deal for brexit and then later claiming he was referring to the withdrawal agreement.
ce
Yeah I suppose we should set a bus on fire in protest
Steph Pinker
Were I famous, I’d use my mind not to speak about about love and lust.
Cú Chulainn
I have watched about 20 minutes of the Late Late show in the last 10 years and I can tell you all about the intimate details of Imelda May’s sex life. Everything. I don’t want to know about her sex life. Only Ryan Turgidity seems to want to know about her sex life. I’m being assailed just being here. Please make it stop.
Charger Salmons
I adore Imelda May.
Sublime singer, fiesty woman and born survivor in a very tough business.
If she’s good enough to be a long-time Jools Holland favourite she’s good enough for me.
I could listen to her talking about her sex life all day long.
Which I’m sure is how long it lasts.
Wahaay !
Formerly known as @ireland.com
Embryo made from monkey and human – beside a pic of Charlie Battenberg.
U N M U T U A L
Built backwards, better…
The emperors news – clones?
That is nice. A lot of work went into that site, thanks V.
Junkface
That’s excellent. Lots of fun doing this with my friends on whatsapp.
GiggidyGoo
Varadkar trying his best the become relevant.
How’s the Criminal investigation into his leaking going?
Harry
Varadkar really needs a better scriptwriter all of those media people Fine Gael hired are useless. Each time he attacks any political party they go up the charts in the next poll.
Anti Bots
Hey bot, is it not embarrassing that your party is tracking everyone online, from a Serbian website. You couldn’t even use a nordy website. United Ireland my xxxx. Am I going to be tracked now for posting this comment. Will Mossad or the Russians be involved.
GiggidyGoo
Keystone Kop Donnelly has his ears clipped, again.
Charger Salmons
By who ?
Some chinless wonder gave him such an easy ride on Prime Time last night it was patently obvious even he couldn’t believe his luck.
And senior politicians like Mehole are more than happy to do The Tonight Show these days because they know there’s no-one like Vincent Browne who will give them a mauling.
There isn’t a single heavyweight political interviewer working on Irish TV today.
Deference is ingrained in the Irish DNA.
Anti Bots
Hey bot, is it not embarrassing that your party is tracking everyone online, from a Serbian website. You couldn’t even use a nordy website. United Ireland my xxxx. Am I going to be tracked now for posting this comment. Will Mossad or the Russians be involved.
GiggidyGoo
ROFL!
Unreal
He has a mobile data processing unit in the back of the van – that Transit out on your estate isn’t a roofer having a breakfast roll, it’s a Giggidy special ops mission tracking when you have a shiiiiiitttttteee hai
Only special dark brown coloured turds are “real” SF voters – has to be solid as well – any watery or residue etc might be a bit too centrist
Anti Bots
Hey bot, not a word about the RA bots. Seriously, that must be embarrassing. Serbia , no less. Would they be your cousins for drugs, people and human trafficking. Oh sorry, we guys don’t do that. Do you pay them in euro or sterling? Criminals. And yet you give out about everyone, with silly names, just like Trump. 2 faced or what?
Donald McCarthy
I’m sort of sure that the complete absence of extinction tales is not directly designed to trigger me. My Doom for Dummies course seems not to have caught on but for those who would like an accredited course in the mongering of doom field I am offering a little test. Scientists have identified nine planetary boundaries, each representing an existential threat and none which can be safely crossed. Amusingly, they go on to assure us that four have already been passed. Can you tell which four from the following list? Climate change, bio-diversity loss, ocean acidification, atmospheric aerosol pollution, freshwater use, biogeochemical flows, land system change and release of novel chemicals.
Harry
It makes me feel nostalgic for the past, oil running out by the year 2000, the Commies are coming to take over the world, nuclear Armageddon….add your favourite doom scenario :)
U N M U T U A L
Don’t forget, GVS… Gates Visionary Syndrome aka The millennium bug, better known as Windows 2000…
Bring back the Murder Hornets, is what I say!
Charger Salmons
Boom !
The Tory Toffs are now 14 points ahead of Labour in the latest opinion poll, their biggest lead since last spring.
And the poll was taken before Blighty’s pubs and restaurants re-opened this week.
Clearly the great British public do not hold Boris responsible for how the pandemic has panned out, particularly now the vaccination steamroller is flattening Covid.
Sir Kneel-a-lot is in for a long summer.
Snap election anyone ?
Marvellous™
ce
“Clearly the great British public do not hold Boris responsible for how the pandemic has panned out” – if only Oxford Astra could make a vaccine against stupid…
Charger Salmons
Not sure anything could offer sufficent protection against the Irish variant …
ce
If only you could take back control of the borders…
ce
Maybe we can shake hands and call an end to the snark for the day… oh wait you don’t shake hands in a pandemic
Charger Salmons
You’re in Chump’s Corner mate.
Why not toddle off and play in the sand with Nappy ?
You could become the Beavis and Butthead of Broadsheet.
scottser
All charger has is ‘stupid paddy’ comments these days. He’s just a walking stereotype..
Charlie
He’s angry too. They didn’t boot him off another site for being nice. Hey it’s Friday! Watch him spin into turbo chav mode now that it’s the weekend and his daily wine intake quadruples.
ce
Now, now, no need to go and sulk – I would have thought all the Eton-fagging you took would have given you a thicker skin
“Clearly the Great British public don’t hold Boris responsible for how the pandemic has planned out…”
Ha, yet he was the slowest to act when the pandemic broke out and 150,000 were surplus to requirements. The great British public have very short memories(unless you want to talk about 1966). I’ve said it many times and I’ll say it again, they’re the most gullible people on the planet.
Unreal
Easily the dumbest most deferential self regarding dimwits in the Irish Isles
Unreal
Sir Phlatulent of Phlegm
Charger Salmons
Brexit news ( remember that ? )
According to a survey of chief financial officers by the accountancy firm Deloitte, 80% of bosses believe Britain will make strong recovery from the pandemic.
And Brexit has dropped from being their top worry to seventh place.
The noisy in confidence helped push expectations for hiring and business investment to the highest level in almost six years, with respondents saying they anticipate rising profits over the next year.
Two-thirds think most of their employees will return to the office by the autumn.
Britain will be fully open for business in a matter of weeks.
ce
“Two-thirds think most of their employees will return to the office by the autumn”
Should be a bit more leg room on the transport into work thanks to the 150000 deaths…
Anyway, well done Blighty – when you’re lying on the floor the only way is up… huzzah!
ce
Vlad and the Saudi’s looking to do some more assets stripping???
Unreal
Sir Phuckwith of Beddlingham
ce
The Hancock’s (emphasis on the second syllable) shares in NHS contractors will be soaring too, no doubt
The ‘New hate crime laws’ is a potentially worrying development mentioned in the Irish Times. I really hope that the government have done some seriously accurate and sensible research on this. Do you trust our government with this matter? We do not want to follow Scotland into an absolute dystopian mess, trouncing all over the individuals rights at home and free speech. I mean it is shocking how Scotland have completely f***ed this up for their citizens.
ce
Yes, just incase people are not familiar with the Scottish issue:
Telling jokes always has a context to consider. This guy made a stupid joke in his own home, pretending his partner’s dog was a nazi, posted a video online and got prosecuted for it. That’s insane!
They completely disregarded the context under the new laws.
ce
What the judge said in court about context was terrifying… and all the woke comedians did nothing to protest about it… can’t wait until our first similar situation… like the Lotto, it could be you!
Janet, chatty mammy
that’s Frankie Boyle fupped
Junkface
If you are interested in someone Scottish with common sense and intellect discussing this subject, here is Neil Oliver, the historian and author on a podcast. It is absolutely shocking the dystopian stupidity that Scotland has walked into.
Yes I always enjoyed his history documentaries about Scotland and Britain in the middle ages on BBC. I never knew his point of view with regards to Scottish independence until I saw this podcast, but it is completely understandable from his point of view and eduction in History. You live and learn.
Charger Salmons
The problem is the SNP has the Scottish media largely under its control.
And the London broadcasters such as the BBC treat Sturgeon like a kilt-wearing Greta McThunberg.
Voices like Mr Oliver’s rarely get heard while others fear the online retribution it will bring so keep quiet.
It has allowed the SNP a free ride with few journalists prepared to expose its dire record in office.
Charger Salmons
And he’s just been signed up for the new television news channel GB News.
Pompous hypocrite rides again
On and on and on and on and on and on.
Daisy Chainsaw
As soon as I see it’s from Youth Defence’s Grifter blog, I know it’s nothing of import.
Charger Salmons
But how do you know Diasy ?
Passing judgement on something you haven’t bothered to read is the sign of a narrow mind and I always had you down as being a little brighter than most of the dimwits on here.
Unreal
Sir Poppycock of Nothing-Wellbone
Papi
Today’s project.
Is chargers inherent racism a product of having a racist father, or the complete and utter lack of one?
Discuss.
I have the preliminary report, it’s completely unique in the record. It has two floors, burials in both, cremations and inhumations. A totally new type of megalithic monument.
It’s the farmer who deserves the credit though, stopped the work and has basically donated the field for it.
Nigel
Amazing! Fair play to the farmer.
Janet, chatty mammy
wow, fantastic
Daisy Chainsaw
Oh wow, that’s brilliant. Fair play to the farmer!
ohno…Frank Of Ireland :(
I really really wanted it to work but I think it was just awful
hey am I first?
In total agreement….gave it seven minutes….dreadful stuff.
Surprised the Gleeson dynasty signed up to it.
The trailer looked awful. Another production celebrating mock-Irish-idiocy.
Mock ?
Much like Netflixs Crown excluding Jimmy Savile.
Like a terrier down a rat hole, there’s the pompous hypocrite, being, as we all know, a racist bigot.
Congratulations charger.
Right Sir Honourable Lord Middleweight of Felchshire
Disagree, thought it was funny and showed lots of potential.
Yes it wasn’t the worst, the final church scene was the weakest.
Jeez, Beardy Gleeson not only looks like, but sounds like his da.
Bulb of him …
Main headline write for the Star must be on a well deserved holiday… open goal with some fart jokes, just seems like they didn’t even try…
Personally, I would have gone for “Chap in court for cutting one loose on a Copper”… maybe they’ll hire me and I’ll finally have a real job
or maybe “Freedom to Squeak”
The pic of Colins chocolate log next to the banner is nice touch…! Talk about a twofor.
Assault & Fartery
or
Trumped Up Charges
or “Bottom Burper Bellows onto Browned off Bobby”
or “It was a cold blooded murfph M’Lord”
Have to agree here ce.. I’m holding on to the hope the main headline writers are ill.. or had to return to their country of origin after brexit… this current fair just doesn’t cut the mustard … if the psycho gulls don’t make an appearance over the weekend all might be lost.. at least we know you can step in to fill the breach..
@Cu
A little re-branding might reflect the tone of the paper… might I suggest, Weekly Wormed News.
We all know who he is.
Man I hope the Flautist of Pomegranate took the Johnson
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/johnsonandjohnson-cancer/
Charles looks absolutely ancient on the cover of the Express.
Grief etched on his face.
Once again it’s the readers of the Irish Times who are doing the proper reporting not their hacks.
Sir, – “80 per cent of adults will receive a first dose of a vaccine by the end of June” (News, February 21st). “80 per cent of adults will receive an offer of a first dose of a vaccine by the end of June” (News, April 14th).
Spot the difference. – Yours, etc,
RORY E MacFLYNN,
Blackrock,
Co Dublin.
Yes, I noticed this also. Very spinny.
Reminds me of Johnson saying he had an oven-ready deal for brexit and then later claiming he was referring to the withdrawal agreement.
Yeah I suppose we should set a bus on fire in protest
Were I famous, I’d use my mind not to speak about about love and lust.
I have watched about 20 minutes of the Late Late show in the last 10 years and I can tell you all about the intimate details of Imelda May’s sex life. Everything. I don’t want to know about her sex life. Only Ryan Turgidity seems to want to know about her sex life. I’m being assailed just being here. Please make it stop.
I adore Imelda May.
Sublime singer, fiesty woman and born survivor in a very tough business.
If she’s good enough to be a long-time Jools Holland favourite she’s good enough for me.
I could listen to her talking about her sex life all day long.
Which I’m sure is how long it lasts.
Wahaay !
Embryo made from monkey and human – beside a pic of Charlie Battenberg.
Built backwards, better…
The emperors news – clones?
Some Friday craic
https://barrygriffin.com/surname-maps/
That is nice. A lot of work went into that site, thanks V.
That’s excellent. Lots of fun doing this with my friends on whatsapp.
Varadkar trying his best the become relevant.
How’s the Criminal investigation into his leaking going?
Varadkar really needs a better scriptwriter all of those media people Fine Gael hired are useless. Each time he attacks any political party they go up the charts in the next poll.
Hey bot, is it not embarrassing that your party is tracking everyone online, from a Serbian website. You couldn’t even use a nordy website. United Ireland my xxxx. Am I going to be tracked now for posting this comment. Will Mossad or the Russians be involved.
Keystone Kop Donnelly has his ears clipped, again.
By who ?
Some chinless wonder gave him such an easy ride on Prime Time last night it was patently obvious even he couldn’t believe his luck.
And senior politicians like Mehole are more than happy to do The Tonight Show these days because they know there’s no-one like Vincent Browne who will give them a mauling.
There isn’t a single heavyweight political interviewer working on Irish TV today.
Deference is ingrained in the Irish DNA.
Hey bot, is it not embarrassing that your party is tracking everyone online, from a Serbian website. You couldn’t even use a nordy website. United Ireland my xxxx. Am I going to be tracked now for posting this comment. Will Mossad or the Russians be involved.
ROFL!
He has a mobile data processing unit in the back of the van – that Transit out on your estate isn’t a roofer having a breakfast roll, it’s a Giggidy special ops mission tracking when you have a shiiiiiitttttteee hai
Only special dark brown coloured turds are “real” SF voters – has to be solid as well – any watery or residue etc might be a bit too centrist
Hey bot, not a word about the RA bots. Seriously, that must be embarrassing. Serbia , no less. Would they be your cousins for drugs, people and human trafficking. Oh sorry, we guys don’t do that. Do you pay them in euro or sterling? Criminals. And yet you give out about everyone, with silly names, just like Trump. 2 faced or what?
I’m sort of sure that the complete absence of extinction tales is not directly designed to trigger me. My Doom for Dummies course seems not to have caught on but for those who would like an accredited course in the mongering of doom field I am offering a little test. Scientists have identified nine planetary boundaries, each representing an existential threat and none which can be safely crossed. Amusingly, they go on to assure us that four have already been passed. Can you tell which four from the following list? Climate change, bio-diversity loss, ocean acidification, atmospheric aerosol pollution, freshwater use, biogeochemical flows, land system change and release of novel chemicals.
It makes me feel nostalgic for the past, oil running out by the year 2000, the Commies are coming to take over the world, nuclear Armageddon….add your favourite doom scenario :)
Don’t forget, GVS… Gates Visionary Syndrome aka The millennium bug, better known as Windows 2000…
Bring back the Murder Hornets, is what I say!
Boom !
The Tory Toffs are now 14 points ahead of Labour in the latest opinion poll, their biggest lead since last spring.
CON: 43% (+2)
LAB: 29% (-5)
GRN: 8% (+2)
LDEM: 8% (+2)
REFUK: 3% (-)
via
@YouGov
And the poll was taken before Blighty’s pubs and restaurants re-opened this week.
Clearly the great British public do not hold Boris responsible for how the pandemic has panned out, particularly now the vaccination steamroller is flattening Covid.
Sir Kneel-a-lot is in for a long summer.
Snap election anyone ?
Marvellous™
“Clearly the great British public do not hold Boris responsible for how the pandemic has panned out” – if only Oxford Astra could make a vaccine against stupid…
Not sure anything could offer sufficent protection against the Irish variant …
If only you could take back control of the borders…
Maybe we can shake hands and call an end to the snark for the day… oh wait you don’t shake hands in a pandemic
You’re in Chump’s Corner mate.
Why not toddle off and play in the sand with Nappy ?
You could become the Beavis and Butthead of Broadsheet.
All charger has is ‘stupid paddy’ comments these days. He’s just a walking stereotype..
He’s angry too. They didn’t boot him off another site for being nice. Hey it’s Friday! Watch him spin into turbo chav mode now that it’s the weekend and his daily wine intake quadruples.
Now, now, no need to go and sulk – I would have thought all the Eton-fagging you took would have given you a thicker skin
2035 British Government in training:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GargantuanShyAnophelesmosquito-mobile.mp4
Aw, the bigot is upset.
Sad face.
“Clearly the Great British public don’t hold Boris responsible for how the pandemic has planned out…”
Ha, yet he was the slowest to act when the pandemic broke out and 150,000 were surplus to requirements. The great British public have very short memories(unless you want to talk about 1966). I’ve said it many times and I’ll say it again, they’re the most gullible people on the planet.
Easily the dumbest most deferential self regarding dimwits in the Irish Isles
Sir Phlatulent of Phlegm
Brexit news ( remember that ? )
According to a survey of chief financial officers by the accountancy firm Deloitte, 80% of bosses believe Britain will make strong recovery from the pandemic.
And Brexit has dropped from being their top worry to seventh place.
The noisy in confidence helped push expectations for hiring and business investment to the highest level in almost six years, with respondents saying they anticipate rising profits over the next year.
Two-thirds think most of their employees will return to the office by the autumn.
Britain will be fully open for business in a matter of weeks.
“Two-thirds think most of their employees will return to the office by the autumn”
Should be a bit more leg room on the transport into work thanks to the 150000 deaths…
Anyway, well done Blighty – when you’re lying on the floor the only way is up… huzzah!
Vlad and the Saudi’s looking to do some more assets stripping???
Sir Phuckwith of Beddlingham
The Hancock’s (emphasis on the second syllable) shares in NHS contractors will be soaring too, no doubt
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-56768601
Here, here for the Chavocracy
The Daily Mail has stolen a march on the Stick Insect.
As have the Indo. https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/my-mother-94-got-covid-in-hospital-after-a-stroke-but-shes-a-real-trooper-and-shes-home-now-reveals-singer-imelda-may-40318916.html
The ‘New hate crime laws’ is a potentially worrying development mentioned in the Irish Times. I really hope that the government have done some seriously accurate and sensible research on this. Do you trust our government with this matter? We do not want to follow Scotland into an absolute dystopian mess, trouncing all over the individuals rights at home and free speech. I mean it is shocking how Scotland have completely f***ed this up for their citizens.
Yes, just incase people are not familiar with the Scottish issue:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43478925
That’s a bit ruff..
Telling jokes always has a context to consider. This guy made a stupid joke in his own home, pretending his partner’s dog was a nazi, posted a video online and got prosecuted for it. That’s insane!
They completely disregarded the context under the new laws.
What the judge said in court about context was terrifying… and all the woke comedians did nothing to protest about it… can’t wait until our first similar situation… like the Lotto, it could be you!
that’s Frankie Boyle fupped
If you are interested in someone Scottish with common sense and intellect discussing this subject, here is Neil Oliver, the historian and author on a podcast. It is absolutely shocking the dystopian stupidity that Scotland has walked into.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3sfRTE5joU&ab_channel=Triggernometry
Yup.
Great writer.
He’s also passionately against Scottish independence.
The avalanche of personal abuse he received from SNP supporters after he wrote this piece was quite staggering.
https://www.these-islands.co.uk/publications/i366/neil_olivers_paean_to_britain.aspx
His travel programmes are superb too.
Yes I always enjoyed his history documentaries about Scotland and Britain in the middle ages on BBC. I never knew his point of view with regards to Scottish independence until I saw this podcast, but it is completely understandable from his point of view and eduction in History. You live and learn.
The problem is the SNP has the Scottish media largely under its control.
And the London broadcasters such as the BBC treat Sturgeon like a kilt-wearing Greta McThunberg.
Voices like Mr Oliver’s rarely get heard while others fear the online retribution it will bring so keep quiet.
It has allowed the SNP a free ride with few journalists prepared to expose its dire record in office.
And he’s just been signed up for the new television news channel GB News.
https://mobile.twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1383086718614712323
A doctor, who may have been reading Broadsheet this week, writes …
https://gript.ie/opinion-as-a-doctor-rtes-one-sidedness-astounds-me/
Pompous hypocrite rides again
On and on and on and on and on and on.
As soon as I see it’s from Youth Defence’s Grifter blog, I know it’s nothing of import.
But how do you know Diasy ?
Passing judgement on something you haven’t bothered to read is the sign of a narrow mind and I always had you down as being a little brighter than most of the dimwits on here.
Sir Poppycock of Nothing-Wellbone
Today’s project.
Is chargers inherent racism a product of having a racist father, or the complete and utter lack of one?
Discuss.
https://giphy.com/gifs/tumbleweed-CJN2cdXD51Q2c
Once you’re hung up on it, which you are, it’s working.
Marvelous.
Bit of non covid related news. I may or may not know the story behind the finding. (I totally do)
https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/0416/1210287-tombs-kerry-dingle-peninsula/?fbclid=IwAR0G94qGsPVKbML38_eA8kJEKt0JZVIyAweGxOy2NJa_eA7UnimjvHooOLQ
I just saw this on my news feed ! Exciting !
I have the preliminary report, it’s completely unique in the record. It has two floors, burials in both, cremations and inhumations. A totally new type of megalithic monument.
It’s the farmer who deserves the credit though, stopped the work and has basically donated the field for it.
Amazing! Fair play to the farmer.
wow, fantastic
Oh wow, that’s brilliant. Fair play to the farmer!
That’s incredible! What a find.