From top: The Hairy Lemon, Stephen Street, Dublin 1; The Red Parrot, Dorset Street, Dublin 1; Doyle’s, College Street, Dublin 2, and The Boar’s Head, Capel Street, Dublin 1
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To enter, just let us know the answer to the following question – If you were to open a pub tomorrow, what name would you give it? Best name wins!
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the licked rat
Hehehehehehe
The Redundant Pint Drinkers
No’Holohans…
Stocious Roars…
Always fancied “An Ciaróg Eile” as a pub name.
Somewhere dark, dive-bar-ish and a safe haven for all oddballs.
and you’re bound to see someone you know.
But hiding from those you don’t want to see in plain sight ….
Inside I’m Drinking
The Blackened Tan.
The Vaccinated Arms
The Mehole in the Wall
Donnelly & Nphet’s
Very good!
The Perfidious Politician.
The Vaxx Inn
If you offered food at 9 euro a meal, special offer, you could call it the Vaxx Inn ‘Ater
I’ll get my coat
The Brazen Head (of Holohan)
Hehehehe
Nobody Inn
The Outside Inn.
Always thought The Ball of Malt would work; though may be lost of the yoof.
Arthur’s Gargle…
or
Snarky Kelly’s, the Broadsheet private members club… ;-)
Hairy Lemon me arse
it’s the WIlliam Tell!!!!
I once seriously considered opening an Irish bar in Montenegro, specifically in Budva, on the coast. Using Murphys as a theme, I was in serious discussion with them when the Kosovo war flared up. Montenegro was not yet separated from Serbia, so there was a risk to open a business there with the sanctions imposed by the UN and EU.
In an idea shamelessly stolen from my brother and a friend who were setting up a band, I was going to call it ST Eliot & Rab. The inspiration for this was the glass door separating the lounge from the access to the function room and car park in my local pub. When approached from that side, it said ‘Toilets and Bar’. A little poetic license and voila, a name confusing to everyone.
Anyway, that war happened, and I went back to work, eventually meeting the mother of my daughter back in Kosovo. We one day went to a new bar called the ‘Irish Bar’ in Pristina. Naturally interested, I went in one day for a look-see. When asking for anything, he had no Irish beers, no Guinness in cans, nothing. I eventually asked if he had any Irish whiskey, To which he brightened up and said: “Oh yes! Ballantines.”
My friend, after stopping laughing at whatever look had crossed my face, went off into a short conversation. It turned out the owner just liked the name ‘Irish Bar’, and with the upcoming deployment of UN and EU troops, including the Irish who would be based not far away, he was hoping to attract rich, big spending foreign drinkers.
Sorry, I have been talking with Little Slightly and we do a language exchange programme. For a while afterwards she adopts her Irish accent, and I use Americanisms, until eventually we hit reset and normality resumes.
With Montenegro now fully independent and looking to join the EU, I may yet rekindle the idea for my retirement.
it’s such a gorgeous part of the world
If I do open it, I will have a stool with your name at the bar :-)
:)
The Lock Inn
We’ll never close. Arrangement with the local law enforcement.16 months and counting to catch up on
The Sick of Staying Inn
Bar Back Better
The Q An Inn.
Trust the pints!
Moving down south;
The Youghal Right.
It’s Jammers Time!
The World’s End Inn
Sooner or later the call will be right: ‘Ok, Ladies and Gentlemen………Last Drinks (Awwwww)
………and they’re…….. On The House! {Yeahhhhh}
the jump right inn
The Tony O’ Holoh Inn
The Let Us Inn
The Joe Bied Inn
The Lip Filler
The Beer and Spirits Preservation Society
The Covidstone
Pints of heavy for all us pandemic heavyweights
The Alco-hole.
JAbbey Tavern
Tony Holoney’s Boloney Bar
Bodgers and Gammonsteins
Lemmings and Dupes
Gullible Taverns
Johnny Dangerously Ryans
The Ratlicker Lodge
Vaxxie Dargle’s
you gave surpassed yourself
The Dog’s Boo Boos
The Rabbit Hole or maybe
The Stopped Clock or
How about
Absolute Shreds
The Contrary Inn