Computer Says No

at

This afternoon.

Granville Hotel, Waterford.

It begins.

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27 thoughts on “Computer Says No

  1. Daisy Chainsaw

    What kind of twitter search do you have set up to find this one person who had a bit of a glitch?

  2. goldenbrown

    Tom’s social credit score is only 874

    (you need 1,050 or above to eat at the Granville)

    1. george

      One reported error on the first day of use of a new IT system?!

      Quick, get the 110 year old comedy reference!

      1. GiggidyGoo

        IT system didn’t work. Person made to look almost a pariah. Cue the sue.
        Keystone Kops

          1. GiggidyGoo

            I made the reference. I understand it alright. It’s the ever-continuing failure of the current government and the HSE to be professional. Last weekend it was a misspelling on the domain name of a website, today it’s the failure of their scanning. And don’t get me started on Mr. Trampoline man, or Mr. Boo Boo.
            Incredibly Incompetent. Slapstick. Keystone Kops.
            Yes, I understand it alright.

  3. Furore2021

    His social credit rating obviously isn’t high enough to enable him to eat there. More’s the pity!

    1. Aon Duine

      My cert isn’t officially valid for another 3 days yet that link is showing it as valid. In their defense, there’s a note saying the app is just a prototype.
      There is a feedback form but that’s broken too

      1. Cian

        All the app does is check if the digital cert has a valid (HSE) signature, and goes green and shows the person’s name.

        The doorman should look at the actual cert to check the name is the same, and the dates (if they are so inclined).

  4. Nilbert

    and so it begins… TODAY SOME OUL LAD WAS DENiED HIS CARVERY!!!! HE HAD TO GO NEXT DOOR!!! THIS IS NUREMBURG!11!!!!

  5. Fearganainm

    It could be worse, there could be squads of feisty young women roaming the streets handing out white feathers to vaccine dodgers.

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