Ciarán – Crazy House Prices tweetz:
€1,200 per month for this. You’d get more space in a prison cell. What do you do if you have notions though and want to actually own some clothing? Or belongings? But sure you can hardly expect those luxuries for only €1,200 per month….
In fairness.
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Wow – includes an actual window… bargain…
*Window is 300 extra a month. Gets bricked up and installed elsewhere if you choose not to rent it.
Funny* thing is… I’d bet the owner/landlord is PROUD of their creation and is literally beaming with pride for what is a room fit for a self catering B&B not a fuppin’ rental.
If I met them, I’d call them an “unadulterated gouger” who should be feeling shame not pride for charging that price.
* obviously not funny ‘haha’ :/
The owner hops from his Merc when he sees you.
Saying he hopes the apartment will please you.
You say, ‘Isn’t it small?’
He says, ‘Not at all,
The appropriate word here is bijou.
There’s a clock on the wall. Nice touch.
the home thingy on the microwave finishes the place off nicely
“Home” – the ultimate troll.
Hope the microwave doesn’t fall into the sink when doing the washing up.
Clock on the wall says : “Time to die, you’re an exploited tenant in Ireland.”
Think of the landlords, they have to pay taxes on their rental profits, when they’re already paying tax from their jobs! Imagine.
Watch the telly, cook your dinner and have a “sheet” all at the same time.
Dire.
No crying chair either – i guess you could lie face down in the bed and sob.
Even a crying chair is notiony now a days.
your bedsheets get to smell of roast chicken and you have het the whole flat !
I’d say you’d also get to smell the roast chicken on completion of its journey along the alimentary canal!
Yes, isn’t it a cardinal law that one does not poop where one eats?
Our ancestors handed that nugget down to us.
better that than the smell of pot noodle and despair.
on either end of it’s journey
price of anything is what people are willing to pay for it. think thats bad, id say its 12k euro a month for something similar overlooking hyde park in london.
i wonder what the landlords return on capital is on this.
if someone just needs a base to sleep and make breakfast, thats probably fine, you are saving money as can walk into the city centre from there. esp those google/facebook employees that are making 6k plus a month.
though i couldnt live there. the crying chair became a thing for a reason. it would be so depressing living there.
also; pacing the floor would hardly be an option.
Lie sideways on the bed and ‘pace’ the wall seems to be all that’s possible here.
You could have a bit of a fantasy about being in the Matrix while doing so.
If the landlord was any use they could advertise this as a ‘feature’.
Perhaps one could pirouette?
3…2..1..aaaaand pirouette, and cry and sparkle! and sparkle!
It looks like there’s barely enough room for the door to open enough for a larger person to enter the room.
All by design and part of the WEF Great Reset agenda that Leo and the gang are in.
Do you remember the co-living place in Dun Laoghaire last year that y’all thought was the worst thing ever?
It had rooms about 3m x 5.4m [in feet 9’9″ by 17’8″foot]. It also had shared kitchen, and living rooms. The place also had a gym, cinema, laundry room, and games room. For 1300/month.
Which would you prefer? That place in Dolphins barn? or the co-living in Dun Laoghaire?
https://www.broadsheet.ie/2019/05/09/co-living-in-dun-laoghaire/
(as i said then, the price is too high; but the concept could work for certain type of people)
And the concept put forward as normal by ‘a certain type of people’