Dog lover and South Korean President Moon Jae-in (above) has called on his country to reject their dog-meat-eating tradition
In Korea some folk like to eat
Man’s best friend as a tasty treat
But President Moon
Suggests that quite soon
They should stop eating this kind of meat
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North Korean peasants can eat rockets instead.
Let them get that into their head:
Traditional fried rice
Can be invaded by lice;
So cook sweet and sour rockets instead.
they love to eat dogs in korea
but it’s not a very good idea
they should eat noodles
instead of poodles
to stop all that bad diarrhea
everyone is a poet now
A smart limerick-writer named Paulus
Writes poems that don’t contain cuss
A master of rhyme
And doesn’t write slime
And that’s a nice change for all of us
there was a young vampire called mable,
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon,
she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.
Come on in J, the water is lovely!
does a few stretches
my doggo is a terrier
and you can bet she’d bleedin bury ya
if you tired to serve her up
with kimchi
needs more work
my doggo is a terrier
and you can bet she’d bleedin bury ya
if you tried to serve
her with kimchi she’d swerve
round the the back and pull out the hair o’ ye
high five !
One of the difficulties with limericks is getting a nice flowing rhythm. The problem is that the reader may not phrase it the way the writer wrote it.
Sometimes a hyphen can help, as below:
My dog is a small breed of terrier
Will drink no-other water than Perrier
If you provide an’thing cheaper
She’ll screw-up her brown peepers
And take a bite outa your derrière
…with apologies for being just a tad pretentious and school-marmy!
.
I bow to you Sir/ Madame
Pot poodle.