One Throws A Sickie

at

Britain’s Queen Elizabeth on her visit to Ireland in 2011

This morning.

Britain’s Queen Elizabeth has cancelled her planned visit to Northern Ireland, where she was due to attend a church service tomorrow marking the centenary of Northern Ireland.

The prayer service at St Patrick’s Church of Ireland Cathedral has been organised by the four main churches in Northern Ireland.

In a statement this morning, a Buckingham Palace spokesman said: “The Queen has reluctantly accepted medical advice to rest for the next few days.

And a corgi ate my homework.

Fight!

Britain’s Queen cancels trip to Northern Ireland on medical advice (RTÉ)

RollingNews

Sponsored Link

13 thoughts on “One Throws A Sickie

  1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

    serve her right for shaking hands with the divil and then licking her fingers

    1. ian-oG

      ”But one assumed my darling Andy Pandy had quite dry, snake like hands what with his inability to perspire, what what?”

  2. Dr.Fart

    delighted. she’s obviously looked into in more detail and seen it for the poo parade that it really is, like Michael D did. Ya simply can’t go to things with unionists, they’re mad, they constantly play games and complicate things. When they invited the president he knew well it was a trap. If he had gone they would’ve done all sorts to embarrass and humiliate him. He knows it. Anyone with any experience of life up north knows what they’re like. They don’t want to get along.

  3. Paulus

    Did Liz’s tummy cause her to rescind?
    Hope Donaldson’s not too thin-skinned.
    But in this circumstance
    There was always the chance
    That the Royal Behind might break wind.

Comments are closed.

Sponsored Link
Broadsheet.ie