Scarcely Credible Bearded Man

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Ah here.

This afternoon.

Dáil Éireann.

There’s a pair of them in it.

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17 thoughts on “Scarcely Credible Bearded Man”

      1. Nigel

        You’re right. I’ll tell them the global elite kidnapped Santa and forced the elves to work for Amazon and the reindeer to pull Elon Musk’s rockets.

        1. benblack

          I’ll tell them the global elite kidnapped Santa and forced the elves to work for Amazon and the reindeer to pull Jeff Bezo’s phallic rockets – surely?

          2. benblack

            Kidnapping and slavery are okay though?

            And nobody thinks for one minute that you would tell your kids any of that – so, leave Freud out of it.

            BTW, Christmas is not a lie, Santa Claus is.

        2. U N M U T U A L

          …why not go full-on makey-uppy and tell them that he’s decided to identify as the Easter bunny this year…

          Implausible Claus has a nice ring to it!
          ;-)

          1. Steph Pinker

            Elfin cheats cheat us all; ‘In the end, it’s only a passing thing this shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer.’ However, he’s a bit of a mean girl when he says that “Some have asked whether there is a limit to what we can achieve,” Mr Varadkar said, before drawing upon a line from the hit movie: “My answer is that the limit does not exist.”

            Damn those ignorant, unimaginative elfin cheater achievers and plagiarists!

    1. Micko

      Now, when he says “ Santa will find’ homeless children” does he mean it a nice way or more a Liam Neeson way?

  4. benblack

    “The Government of Ireland says it will “leave no stone unturned” making sure children get their presents delivered on Christmas Eve.”

    They don’t even know their Tooth Fairies from their Satan’s Clauses.

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