Twisting My Felon, Man

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Saturday.

An operation by The Revenue Customs Service, the Garda National Drugs & Organised Crime Bureau and the Wicklow/Wexford Garda Divisions resulted in a vehicle being stopped in Dublin Port and in a subsequent search of a refrigerated unit, ‘Laddie’ the Customs Dog. located 20kgs of Cocaine concealed among a cache of melons.

The drugs with an estimated value of € 1.4 million  were subsequently seized. The melons, with a street value of approx €2 each (analysis pending), were also taken.

One male aged 22 years is currently being detained under Section 2 of The Criminal Justice (Drugs Trafficking) Act 1996 at Blanchardstown Garda Station.

So far, questioning has proved fruitful.

Ithankyew.

Garda press office

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15 thoughts on “Twisting My Felon, Man

    1. Paulus

      Well done with the puns on a melon;
      There’s so few because of the spellin’.
      I’ve been racking my brains
      To find similar strains
      But there’s none that are so compellin’

        1. Paulus

          Can I ask, does this coke that you’re sellin’ me
          Perhaps taste a little bit melony:
          If it does then I’m sure
          That it’s not at all pure
          And as such, may not be a felony?

      1. Mad

        Melancholic carrying of water?
        No! Reflect on the words you can slaughter
        Papaya, casaba, fruit, gourd
        Musk, honeydew. pepo can all be whored
        Like a fair Apollonian daughter

  1. TenPin Terry

    Speaking of which, I burnt my Hawaiian pizza to a crisp in the oven last night.
    I knew I should have cooked it at aloha temperature …

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