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Anyone?

Man (21) jailed for having sex with 14-year-old neighbour (Irish Times)

Starts around @.39 .

Nat writes:

[Independent TD] Mattie McGrath getting a massively-overdue dragging on telly [Prime Time last night] – there is not nearly enough of this for the blethering bag of bulldung. No idea who she is though…

Anyone?

Watch closely.

It escalates sharply.

Unspecified location (possibly Tipperary).

Jaayyysus.

No scrubs, girls.

Kerry GAA footballer Kevin McCarthy

 

The court heard that McCarthy had not eaten on the day in question and that he had drank three or four cans of Carlsberg on the bus; five or six brandy and Baileys; and vodka and Red Bull.

Gulp.

The court heard that McCarthy headbutted and bit [security guard] Mr Zybura and also tried to kick him in the groin…

Ouch.

…he injured  garda, Garda Michael Dalton, who suffered a soft- tissue injury to his wrist and was unable to work for more than two months.

Christ.

  Gda Coleman was also injured by McCarthy, who “bit him on the right hand, and left teeth-marks

Cage him!

Defence solicitor Padraig O’Connell said his client had never been in trouble with the law and was known for his sporting prowess.

Oh.

Testimonials were handed in to court, including from Kilcummin GAA club, the Kerry County Board, and a former Killarney town councillor, Niall ‘Botty’ O’Callaghan…

Ah.

Judge Waters convicted Mr McCarthy for all three assaults and fined him a total of €1,400.

Good times.

Kerry football star avoids prison after biting garda in drunk spree (Independent.ie)

Oh.

Earlier…

More to follow.

UPDATE:



UPDATE:

Last night: Squeaky Bum Time

Uh oh.

Nat writes:

Trolling level: Brexiteer…

FIGHT!

Nat writes:

What a banana.

Kate Hoey?

Yesterday: Saving Good Friday

Oh.

Newly-beatified cardinal assassinated by right-wing death despot.

Also murdered in El Salvador in 1980.

Saint Óscar Romero

Justin Barrett

Gulp.

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