You liked Lost? You’ll like this.

(via @Clark_J_Hazarde)

“I was recently reading about yet another bevy of young women who are opting for pelvic refreshment with other women, and it struck me that the abandonment of men as sexual partners might not just be a fashion of our times, but an entirely natural process. Indeed, it might well be that women are naturally drawn to one another’s beds like bees to blossoms, and that only the need to get someone to make babies, or do the Neolithic equivalent of unblocking the loo, is what caused cavewomen to agree to have sex with cavemen in the first place. Otherwise, sexually speaking, the girls get on very nicely without us.“

Kevin needs to talk about girl-on-girl action (Irish Independent)

Our web’master’ Karl, pictured as an apple-scrumping tyke, is probably reading this on his brand new iPhone 4. He queued up since early this morning (he’s got the patience of Jobs) so he could feel superior tonight in the pub. Karl also writes the reviews of all the latest movie trailers for BS.  In about an hour or so he will attempt to describe the sheer Stephen Fryness of the new phone, the one they (they being the meme people) are calling  the “game changing, tipping pointer”

Relax, it’s faked.

Right?

As a typical internets user, you’re most likely some class of sweaty-palmed night-crawler for whom breakfast is an afternoon meal. This is a scientific fact.

Well sleep on, Nosferatu. Designer Tiancheng Luo will rejig your fetid biorhythms with his new timepiece.

He says you’re welcome.

Via Yanko Design

And frog got to promote, with all his new friends, The Summer of Festivals even though he didn’t really know what that was. The end.

Hey kids. Can you spot BS’s favourite theatre festival director? Clue: he was pictured yesterday with a dog.

Festivals Schmestivals

You won’t be needing it where you’re going.

McDowell sees “gap” in Irish politics (Irish Times)

Well, what a day it’s been. Thursday, apparently.

The tumultuous brouhaha of TwitterGate, more memes than you could shake a double rainbow at, superhero geekettes, vicious hipster-baiting and a mass conversion of literally some site visitors to Tarvu.

Cheer up Keanu, tomorrow’s Friday.