This marriage is on a loosing streak
sorry that correction was a bit cack-handed
It’s obviously a smear campaign.
What else is a bride’s bouquet for but to cover up this sort of thing? Wedding etiquette fail, Sarah.
Also, if you can’t even get rid of your man’s skid marks on your wedding day, how on earth are you going to manage the job of washing them out of his kacks for the next fifty years or so….
Brides these days, my god. Some of them aren’t even virgins.
No pants and Scotland full of jocks!
I’ve just realised I’m a snob. Did they all shake hands and have fried Mars Bars all round?