Ewok: GREAT News!
Hyde: Dude, the only server we can afford crashes whenever we put a photograph of Georgia Salpa up.
Ewok: Yes, but…
Hyde: Soon it’s going to cost millions to rent a server that can manage traffic of any moderate size.
Hyde: And the only people who will be able to afford these super-servers will be Denis O’Brien and the O’Reilly family. And the journal.ie massive.
Ewok: Ah. Well, actually. Yes, I meant to tell you about that. I’ve applied for the deputy editor’s job with the massive.
Hyde: So, you want to be all shiny and head-girly at the Journal. Like seeing your name in lights.
Ewok: It’s real money.
Hyde (swivels around on beanbag): They PAY?
[To Be Continued]