Some outtakes from Daithi’s debut last night, recorded on Karl’s old cassette player. Includes stuff we made up.
10. “Lynda’s a Garda. She’s promised to get me off any time I want, right Lynda?”
9. “….Katie, all the way from New York! Hope you weren’t there during the 7/11.”
8. “And I hear you’re training for a triathlon, Aisling? really? With those knockers?”
7. “…and your fiancee Frankie’s in the crowd. His turn to be a high-class escort, hah?”
6. “Not too close to the microphone there, Colleen. It’s been in my pocket.”
5. “Here Lynette. Hold this ‘balloon'”.
4. “And you’re going to do a bit of dancing, Tara. Great, I’ll hold your shoes and pants.”
3. “Wait until you see my dome.”
2. “Your mother’s in the audience – she was a Rose too. Before the Famine, was it?”
1. “And you’ve brought your harp? Mighty. I’ve me flute here.”
Daithi’s Line Of Patter Pulls In The Punters (Rosin Ingle, Irish Times)