We Served With Miriam O’Callaghan, We Knew Miriam. Miriam Was A Friend Of Ours. Sir, You’re No Miriam O’Callaghan

But you know what?

We’re probably going to vote for you anyway.

We’ve seen you’ve changed.

You’re not snakey or laddery anymore.

You’re thoughtful and cuddly.

We only ask you to consider a slight beard trim.

It’s not the 1870s after all. Lolz.

And, can a man have too much tweed?

Anyway. Get back to us.

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