Or not soon enough?

Reuters (Africa)

Wimbledon literally minutes ago.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WPtEGOp5rI&feature=player_embedded

Truly he is some kind..no, seriously how does he do that?

Obama Makes A Baby Stop Crying Instantly (Village Voice)

Thanks Bibi Baskin Robbins

Land-hungry sociopaths salt-of-the-earth-types, that’s who.

Besides, ‘im were botherin’ moy sheep.

Westport Farmer Shot Neighbour’s Dog With Shotgun (Mayo News)

He was born in Birmingham you know.

Context

Con: And that’s all we have for you tonight on Crimecall.

Anne: We hope the bad guys are as scared as you are right now.

Con: Particularly those targeting celebrities and kids.

Anne: And the guards.

Con: Who are brilliant.

Anne and Con: Remember: if you hear a noise, shoot.

Context

Zing.

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