You are as bad at maths as Einstein was.

But probably not as good as him at working out how to split atoms.

Thanks, so-called National Library of Ireland.

National Library on Twitter

Quinn Expresses Concern Over Maths Results (Irish Times)

RTE News on Twitter

Oui.

“It all happened with courtesy.”

French Star Depardieu Relieves Himself In Plane Cabin (Times of Malta)

Thanks Ciaran Le Cool

Because the Leaving results are out.

Loreto College, Stephen’s Green literally minutes ago.

From left: Louise Murphy, Sibeal Conway, and Etan Keogh.

(Mark Stedman, Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

Meanwhile…

Students from St Kevin’s in Glasnevin

Loreto: Jenny Lardner and her mother Sarah.

Loreto: Dierdre Ryan being congratulated by Maria Banat.

St Kevin’s: (from left) Luke O’Dwyer, Paul Lowther, Cian Dawson, Alex Reilly and Andrew Dennis

 Loreto: Ariann Fox, left with mom Cliona and Maria Banat with mom Zubeida

Off The Point, a spot-on parody of Newstalk’s brilliant-if-tangential ‘Off The Ball’ by the spot-on parodists at Gremlins in the System.

Enjoy here.

Tesco. It’s basically dog food for men.

Via

First comment?

Indeed.

The 30-year Secret Of The Actress, The Literary Giant And The Guinness Brothers (Daily Telegraph)

Thanks Full Paddy