They Shoot Up So Fast


In fairness.

Previously: Terry McMahon on Broadsheet

51 thoughts on “They Shoot Up So Fast

          1. barelylegal

            still a bit lost

            ever have one of these moments when you feel you don’t know what’s hip anymore?

    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      You’ve got to admire the eccentricity of a man pushing a selfie stick around in a buggy.

      1. realPolithicks

        I get that you’re trying to be funny Bertie, but you clearly don’t like him and I’m wondering why.

        1. Bertie Blenkinsop

          I don’t know how you jumped to the conclusion that I dislike him, I just think the photo is a fabrication.

          1. Brother Barnabas

            suppose you’re going to say this didn’t happen either –


            (As a massive spoofer myself, though, I forgive these if they’re entertaining)

          2. realPolithicks

            You posted a link to a twitter account called “Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards” and then claim he is pushing a selfie stick around in a buggy. I don’t think its that much of a stretch to conclude that you don’t like him.

          3. Bertie Blenkinsop

            Anyway… I’d love to argue with you but I’m up to my eyes helping my 3 year old practice piano for his debut in the National Concert Hall on Saturday

          4. realPolithicks

            “Are you confusing “dislike” with “think he’s a spoofer” again?”

            No, but I think you are. Good luck with the NCH gig, I’m sure your 3 year old will make you proud.

          5. Qanon Keane

            Like I said earlier Bert
            Mind how you go

            Lads like Terry there don’t like it when you poke them from the wrong direction

          6. Qanon Keane

            I’m still around aren’t I

            And without going joyriding all over Twitter with me a’lick’doo followers n’pals from the EchoChambers
            Cribbing n’ crying to Mods
            Demanding names an’stuff
            Calling all a’ ye trolls an’ whatnot
            Threatening legals
            Rounding up dummy Accounts and multiple log ins
            Etc etc etc

            D’ya know

            I’ve taken 100 times more aggro than any of the lads there on that wall of Authors
            An’ ya haven’t seen me melt like the TTs have

            Clearly you don’t have the balls to attract someone landside ta do it to you for real

          7. barelylegal

            @ frilly keane

            Please excuse me, being new to the parish and all that. You may have to rephrase that slightly.

            I have literally no idea …

          8. Qanon Keane

            Ah here
            Broadsheet night editor deleted Francis Urquhart’s initials in that reply to barely legal

          9. Qanon Keane

            New to this parish
            My rock and roll

            Sum’ting else
            New to this parish has just told me exactly who you are
            And in your other parish

  1. Lilly

    A veritable Annie Leibovitz in that thar pram. And how could she be anything other than a genius, springing as she did from the loins of the mighty Mac. Shame they named him Terry really; it lacks gravitas somehow for one so gifted.

  2. Lilly

    The ads on BS are interesting. After weeks of hick dresses that look like quilts, I finally get Appleby jewellers. Yes!

    1. Brother Barnabas

      I’m being urged to take out a subscription to the irish times and get my gas boiler (don’t have one) serviced

      1. Lilly

        That’s one confused algorithm alright. When it’s not asking me to consider a career as a doctor, I’m being ushered onto a dating site for the over 40s. The women pictured all have long grey hair, but are clearly too young to subscribe to The Irish Times.

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