Mother Universe

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Last night

Mansion House, Dublin 2

Grainne Gallanagh, from Donegal, is congratulated by her mother Patricia after being crowned Miss Universe Ireland 2018, a national beauty pageant that has selected Ireland’s representative to the Miss Universe pageant since 2002.

Mmf.

Any excuse.

Sam Boal/RollingNews

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35 thoughts on “Mother Universe

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      Only certain girls though! https://www.missuniverse.com/about
      “contestants may not be married or pregnant. They must not have ever been married, not had a marriage annulled nor given birth to, or parented a child. The titleholders are also required to remain unmarried throughout their reign.”

      That reads like they’re just shy of doing a virginity test!

      1. Kirkbadaz

        The Donald doesn’t like to make sex with women who’ve had babies.
        Ask all his wives…

      2. andy

        This is real misogynistic girl power
        Having them strut around like live stock in bikini’s
        Mind you the marriage clause is right a miss cannot be a miss if its a mrs

  1. millie st murderlark

    Leave her to it, if it makes her happy.

    I’d rather rip out my own tongue, but that’s not for everyone. Different strokes or something

    1. Papi

      If you say strokes and tongue in the same sentence, you’ll have the apoplectic death of Bertie on your conscience.

    2. Topsy

      Millie. to compete beauty is a requirement. Therefore you’ll not have to pull out your tongue.

      1. millie st murderlark

        Topsy. You don’t actually know what I look like.

        Do you even think before posting those glorious witticisms? It sounded better in your head, dearie.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      “Gránna means ugly,” she’s thinking through clenched teeth. “MotherFUPPER. I KNEW I should have mentioned my dying granny.”

    1. Boj

      Story posted @11.23 and still no sign of it…I wonder will it be let slide as this is just too obvious!

    1. Jasper

      Playing?

      You were jumping up and down with them, running around with them and getting completely overexcited.

      That’s why you got sick on me

  2. Daisy Chainsaw

    More money for Trump as he owns Miss Universe (the pageant, not the woman… although I’d read the small print if I were them!)

    1. Boj

      “The Miss Universe Organization operates both pageants, as well as Miss Teen USA. The pageant was owned by Donald Trump from 1996 to 2015, and was previously broadcast on NBC. In September 2015, WME/IMG purchased the pageant from Trump. Currently, Fox holds the broadcast rights for the pageant.”

  3. Sean Fortune

    good to see good looking women still be able to get ahead based on their looks in this overly woke society, well done Grainne she should be using these genetic gifts to get at the very least a premiership footballer

  4. Murtles

    Commiserations to Zagnoth Eroxxerith from The Galactic Moon of Gaxxon 4 who was runner up. She won Ms Milky Way before advancing to Ms Universe so I hear.

    1. Starina

      +1

      Does Miss World compete for Miss Universe, and if so, what other worlds are in the running?

  5. Odockatee

    I’ll never take this competition seriously until they admit someone from another planet

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