My Best Ever Text

13 thoughts on “My Best Ever Text”

1. newsjustin February 13, 2015 at 12:04 pm

   “You complete me”

   That’s the most unoriginal and weirdly lacking in self-confidence line ever.
2. ahyeah February 13, 2015 at 12:08 pm

   So, Mani, what’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever said to Clampers’ mother?
   1. fluffybiscuits February 13, 2015 at 12:10 pm

      ‘I suppose a ride is out the of the question…my car broke down and Im late for work, can you drop me’…
   2. Mani February 13, 2015 at 12:14 pm

      Well, the most romantic thing was when she text me saying ‘ Up for a weekend of alan fasting?xx’
   3. Clampers Outside! February 13, 2015 at 1:09 pm

      *Splutter!*
3. sal February 13, 2015 at 12:18 pm

   ah here, this is vomit. What about the obligatory 3am text, ‘yyou still awake? hic* REAL PASSION.
   1. Mani February 13, 2015 at 12:20 pm

      Especially when they’re lying beside you and the answer is not important.
4. Anne February 13, 2015 at 12:21 pm

   Awe.. Puke.
5. Frilly Keane February 13, 2015 at 12:22 pm

   “I emptied the dishwasher for you”
   “I cleaned out the fire for you”
   “I cut the grass for you”
   “I put on a wash for you”

   The romance never stops
   1. ahyeah February 13, 2015 at 12:24 pm

      “I cleaned my helmet with a wet wipe”
6. joe cool February 13, 2015 at 12:24 pm

   “its not my fault your best mate has a bigger one than you”
7. Tucker Done February 13, 2015 at 12:49 pm

   “I emptied the penis beaker for tonight”
   1. Clampers Outside! February 13, 2015 at 1:10 pm

      Wahey!

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