Ah beer.
Last night.
Dunnes Stores, Cornelscourt, Co Dublin
Dan writes:
The leaning tower of bud boxes – 10 boxes high floor to ceiling leaning towards the rear wall adjoining a main entrance/fire exit. If a box fell on a baby in a buggy or on anybody!!!
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Good thing you were there to take a picture of it and save the day without even finishing your sentence
That’s one tall stack of piss
Looks like you’d had a few yourself when you took the photo in fairness.
Christ Dan! Get the hell out of there!!! Save yourself!!!! That thing could blow at any moment!
But what if it was baby Hitler or similar
Ha. No.
Or it was the Omen baby waiting for a unsuspecting nun…
Oh well then! Let ’em loose I say!
They look pretty secure to me unless there’s a gravity situation in Cornelscourt that I am unaware of. Or do you mean if someone were to reach for the very top box and it “fell” on them and their newly acquired baby then cha-ching. I hear ya Dano, I hear ya. For 15% I’ll be a witness, for 30% I’ll be on the ground beside covered in one of them totally unstable and shakey Heineken boxes.
I had a gravity situation not to long ago, in a very posh hipster bar (remaining nameless). I was very cynical throughout the evening, and generally intolerable. When the bill arrived there was an added section for ‘Gravity’. I thought…. “you have to be fupping kidding me! What is this about?”.
So, letting my cynical nature take hold, I announced, loudly and rudely to the waiter ‘WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PLACE THAT I HAVE TO PAY FOR GRAVITY?”
He replied… “that’s gratuity sir”.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
Well, you’re not very nice now are you? I’ll remember this.
id be more concerned about fact that there are people who actually drink that garbage
She looks sturdy enough if you ask me
man locked in budwieser warehouse for 2 days forced to drink his own pee
Easy there Chicken Licken….. Don’t you have a skyfalling down to be worrying about?
A sturdy stack of appropriately located inanimate objects…
This might actually be the least news-worthy thing in this site yet.
anyone for a game of Jenga?
well done Dan on this photo.dumbest post of the day!
Relax & have a beer. (but not that p*ss)
Oh the humanity of it all. I for one will be dropping into to cornelscourt to make sure I have a nice claim going for next year. Thanks Dan you leg end.
Chief O’Hallorhan: “Now, you know there’s no sure way for us to fight a fire in anything over the seventh floor, but you guys just keep building ’em as high as you can.”
Oh that’s nice. Babies in buggies get singled out for special treatment.
But once you can walk, FUPP IT! You get lumped in with ‘anybody’.
You wear shoes, you takes your chances. It’s tough out there for a toddler in Dan’s world.