It MIGHT have your name on it.
Handmade by Maeve Murphy, who writes:
I’d like to give away TWO Stockings with personalised name tags to your readers. The name tags can be personalised to say anything the person wants.
They are available in my Etsy shop or people can drop me a line on Facebook. International shipping available and 10% on 3 or more stockings.
To enter, please complete this sentence:
‘Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to___________________________________________’
Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT
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Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to Club politics.
AGM soon. I’m outta there. Let them fight amongst themselves.
You might like to try calling yourself “Medb”, that sort of thing goes down well with a certain demographic.
Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to an overbearing affinity to touching exposed wires.
‘Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to having two demanding nieces, I can throw the stocking between them and watch the carnage unfold.’
Owing to people spelling ‘Babies’ without an apostrophe.
‘babies’ is never spelt with an apostrophe. But Maeve could have used the correct word “baby’s”
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That is what I meant jusiph dear ;)
If you meant it, why didn’t you say it, Redundant etc., ? What you posted was quite different.
>i>Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to my local off-license shutting up shop. It’s a five minute walk to Lidl.
‘Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to my house burning down last Christmas due to me hanging my previous stocking too close to the fire causing a major fire hazard, I need a replacement asap’ Thanks
Asking for a new house is a bit much!!
please give me a stocking please. thank you please.
‘Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly hard year owing to deep depression which I am now recovering from, thankfully :-)
Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to
rampant consumerism
‘Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to everyone I borrowed money from.
‘Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to the dangling items over the mantelpiece catching fire and burning the gaff down’
Please give me a stocking as I have had a particularly awful year owing to the sinking of the Wilhelm Gustloff, bombing of Dresden and Venezuela declaring war.. the feckkers. Not this year in fairness, but the rules were a little vague. (Nor was I the party affected).