The Bjorn Supremacy

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Every week, we give away a voucher worth Twenty Five Euros to spend at your leisure in any of the many Golden Discs branches nationwide.

All we ask from you is a song we can play at an unspecified time next week.

This week’s theme: ABBA

With their imminent release of new music, what perfect pop confection from the Swedish quintet hurds your gurdy.

To enter, please complete this sentence:

‘My Abba tribute band will be called__________________________and we shall play_____________________owing to its___________________________’

Lines MUST close at 6.55pm MIDNIGHT!

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48 thoughts on “The Bjorn Supremacy

  1. Mourning Ireland

    ‘My Abba tribute band will be called ABBAnk and we shall play Money! Money! Money! owing to its Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! hook.

  2. ZeligIsJaded

    ‘My Abba tribute band will be called Kick-A-Cheetah and we shall play Chiquitita owing to its timeless chiq! (and giant snowman video)’

    1. Lush

      Ah no Janet, say it ain’t so.
      What will we listen to as we knock back rosé on the terrace?

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        Listen to it with me Lushie. We will listen to all the abba and quaff wine til we fall out of our sunchairs.

    2. realPolithicks

      I’m with you Janet, absolute drivel. I couldn’t stand them in the 70’s and I’m sure it’ll be no better now.

  3. Penfold

    My Abba tribute band will be called Llama Mia and we shall play pan flute covers of all the hits, coming on for our final encore of Mamma Mia owing to its huge influence on our band’s handle, and it’s undeniable majesty portrayed through the haunting sounds of 15 panfluters in harmony.

  4. Frances Conlon Kinsella

    My Abba tribute band will be called BaBa and we shall play Gimme Gimme Gimme (That Golden Discs Voucher) owing to its the Name of the Game

  5. Daisy Chainsaw

    My Abba tribute band will be called Baby Bjorn and we shall play Does Your Mother Know owing to the kick ass harmonies and its responsible stance on age and consent.

    1. Sheila

      One of my faves… spotted it once on an table quiz intros round. I think I was the only person in the room who did.

  6. scottser

    ‘My Abba tribute band will be called GABBA and we shall play abba songs in the style of the ramones owing to its self-explanatoriness

  7. Bertie Blenkinsop

    My Abba Tribute Band will only play in pubs between Broombridge and Brides Glen and will be called Benny on the Luas.

  8. Cool_Hand_Lucan

    My Abba tribute band will be called LABBA and we shall play ABBA hits in bed owing to its usefulness for getting to play The Winner Takes It All whilst getting some in front of a crowd of people.

  9. Junkface

    My ABBA tribute band will be called The Winner Fakes it All and we shall play ABBA songs while wearing Yuge red ties and ridiculous Trump Comb-over tupees with electric fans placed all around us on stage for maximum flapping in the wind effect.

  10. Johnny Keenan

    My Abba tribute band will be called Navan. Because like Abba Navan has a backward context.
    We shall play ‘Take a chance on Meath’
    To ‘knowing me knowing Nobber’.

      1. Johnny Keenan

        Brilliant Hoop!

        Mosney Mosney Mosney It’s a €21.60 weekly in an asylum seekers world.

        if you will be the dancing queen I’ll bring the drum machine. Just like Butlins

  11. Boba Fettucine

    Black SABBAth

    It’ll either be ABBA covers in the style of
    Black Sabbath or the other way around.

  12. SOQ

    My Abba tribute band will be called BaaB and we shall play Dancing Queen owing to its ability to fill every north or south rural Irish LGBT dance floor… most of which still cannot be overtly advertised.

  13. GiggidyGoo

    So, the tour is going to be performed by Avatars? I suppose that was the next step to miming to baking tracks.
    Coming to a pub near you soon, your favorite local entertainer will appear in Avatar form while at the same time being in the audience having a pint.
    BS to provide the avatars :-)

  14. f_lawless

    My Abba tribute band will be called “Beour-n Again” and we shall play “Does yer aul wan know?” owing to its infectious danceability that first grabbed me as a child – just don’t go reading into the lyrics too much with your modern, cynical mindsets!

  15. Odockatee

    My Abba tribute band will be called gABBA gABBA hey! and we shall play Chiquitita is a punk rocker in the style of the Ramones.

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