40 thoughts on “General Hotness

          1. Ting-Tong

            I’m so outta the loop…they look like a couple that bs did a thread on some months back. They were hoping to be discovered and made famous for being fabulous without an actual skill… reality TV has made saps outta todays young guns

    1. mildred st meadowlark

      They excused themselves to spare your delicate sensibilities, dear.

    2. SOQ

      They are busy having one of those aggressive double alpha male three hour sex sessions you fantasise about.

  1. Bertie Blenkinsop

    They claimed on the radio the other morning that 1 in 10 teenagers are on steroids…

      1. Bertie Blenkinsop

        Me?
        Never.
        I’ve a 22 year old and a 19 year old, it’s more of a worry than an envy.

  2. Friscondo

    Eh, he literally has bigger boobs than her, and spent way longer on his hair. Peak equality. Or something.

    1. Jesús, María, and Josépha

      Shame he couldn’t afford enough Veets for his legs. Not enough time spent on his hair at all.

  3. Ting-Tong

    Men these days, way too primped, preened, polished and manbunned to the eyeballs give me a farmer any day

    1. Ting-Tong

      Were you manbunned up, waxed and manicured on the day of your betrothal clampers
      bet you weren’t like a waxwork no sirree!

  4. Ting-Tong

    Not just the men either between lipfillers, botox, tango tans and fake talons a large majority of women look like carbon copies of each other in their mission to become a kim kardashian clone

    freaky times

  5. Sheik Yahbouti

    I still have no clue as to who those people are – and I’m certain they’re not Bertie and Mildred.

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