Unseasonal

10 thoughts on “Unseasonal”

1. Daisy Chainsaw October 31, 2018 at 10:11 am

   I might buy these and spread them around the office. There’s a complete annoyance who’s been putting up “Only XX sleeps till Christmas” pictures every day for the last 2 weeks. I’m sure she thinks she’s being quirky and absolutely high-lay-rious, but I’m fit to give not only her a high five in the face with a chair, but Will Ferrell too for inspiring all those “Buddy the Elf” memes.

   Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas… just not in fupping October.
   1. rotide October 31, 2018 at 10:16 am

      People like that deserve no mercy.

      I’ve found that telling these types of people the simple truth that Die Hard is the greatest christmas movie of all time ruins their day
      1. pedeyw October 31, 2018 at 11:16 am

         You are incorrect. John Carpenter’s The Thing is the best Christmas movie.
         1. Nigel October 31, 2018 at 11:22 am

            I’m partial to the seasonal feelgood factor and sparkling cheer of Blade Runner myself.
            1. Paulus October 31, 2018 at 2:10 pm

               We’ll always have Trading Places.
               Are we still allowed to enjoy the first Lethal Weapon?
   2. Rob_G October 31, 2018 at 10:31 am

      Ah, I can’t wait for Christmas :)

      Only 9 more Mondays left in the whole year!
2. Bertie Blenkinsop October 31, 2018 at 10:40 am

   If you don’t love
   Christmas
   The Rocky Movies
   Elvis
   and
   Mary Kennedy
   you’re not to be trusted imo.
   1. Rob_G October 31, 2018 at 11:11 am

      …Mary Kennedy

      – do mean her presenting style, or in the more conventional, carnal, sense?

      (‘both’ for me, obvs)
      1. Bertie Blenkinsop October 31, 2018 at 4:52 pm

         Her presenting style you beast!
   2. Daisy Chainsaw October 31, 2018 at 12:57 pm

      I prefer Rocky Horror to Rocky… does that count?

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