Heinz Ketchup Caviar.
Yes, caviar.
Oh, we’re back.
Donna Parsons writes:
‘This year Heinz celebrates its 150th birthday, channelling 150 years of passion and know-how into an innovation specially designed for ketchup lovers – Heinz Ketchup Caviar.
This limited-edition innovation, is the ketchup we all know and love in delicious caviar style pearls that burst in your mouth, elevating a simple pleasure into a delicious fine dining experience.
Heinz Ketchup Caviar has been created to celebrate Heinz 150th birthday, with only 150 jars available in the entire country. Heinz Ketchup Caviar will not be on sale, they can only be won.
For a chance to win one of these exclusive jars Heinz is looking for 150 Heinz Tomato Ketchup super fans. To win, simply tell us why you’re a Heinz Tomato Ketchup super fan on the Heinz Ireland Facebook page and Instagram pages [@HeinzIrelandOfficial] by February 14, 2019. 150 super fans will be chosen to win one of the limited run jars of Heinz Ketchup Caviar…’
OR…
We have one (yes ONE!) jar of Heinz Caviar Ketchup to give away to a Broadsheet reader.
To enter, please complete this sentence:
‘Please give________________________[friend, relative] the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as they would appreciate it at this time owing to______________________’
Lines MUST close at 6.10pm MIDNIGHT!
Republic of Ireland only. Sorry.



Please give my daughters the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as they would appreciate it at this time owing to them seemingly being unable to eat anything my wife cooks without ketchup. (cant really blame them)
ROI ONLY????
Dons aran jumper and whips out penny whistle…
SOQ, you can very quickly and easily make these yourself, if you REALLY felt like you wanted some. You can order all the stuff online.
https://www.instructables.com/id/Guava-Vodka-Caviar-Pearls/
Well, lads.
It’s a NO from me. Even the thought of ketchup repulses me.
You tell them, Millie, they can stick their haemorrhoid-shaped pearls of food disguiser back where they came from.
Thank fupp. I thought I was the only one I know who hates the stuff. Never tasted caviar and don’t like the thought of fish eggs, taste or texture. So the two at once, yeurgh!
I’m not so fond of things that burst in my mouth so no, thank yizzers very much.
exactly how many times do I have to say sorry for that?
HI!!!! I’m in no way glad to see you back, you slaaaag!
Welcome back, Brother. Happy new year.
And a “+1” from me, as the hep cats say.
Good to see normal service resumed.
Welcome back palzo
See? I told you I didn’t kill him.
you need to fill in that tunnel he dug out ;)
That was RABBITS janet!!
Is this just lumpy tomato ketchup?
No caviar. Just tomatoes, sugar, vinegar, oil, salt, spices, colourings, flavourings, E132, E242, E82, E34 and E124?
a LOT of processed sugar.
make your own!
easy to do, tastes 50x better & better for you too
We weren’t allowed eat ketchup as kids as my Mum deemed it common. What a weird rule.
same
Wait. Are you my sister? I didn’t think I had one.
Is your Ma Paolo Di Canio?
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/paolo-di-canio-explains-his-views-on-tomato-ketchup-why-phil-bardsley-was-guilty-of-treason-and-that-8941871.html
Looks like they can’t even give away this stuff…..
They looked at the making of ‘alternative’ caviar on How Its Made.
A bit like making semolina and very like this stuff.
‘Please give my cousin Andrew the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as they would appreciate it at this time owing to not being as sad as me, therefore not knowing anything about the manufacturing process.
Please give my friend Roy, a Man Utd. fan, the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as he would appreciate it at this time owing to the fact that it would go well with a prawn sandwich.
Please give my friend David O’Brien, Rose of London, the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as they would appreciate it at this time owing to both his inability to eat anything without Ketchup and how much he enjoys making everyone jealous of something special and saucy!
Please give my mate Chris the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as they would appreciate it at this time owing to the fact that he’s been off the ‘sauce’ for the past month and deserves a treat.
There are 57 varieties of ketchup, but there’s only one true variety of sturgeon caviar. It comes from the Black Sea, the Atlantic and a few other areas and it’s for millionaires. Traditionally when a sturgeon is caught by Irish fishermen off the Atlantic coast it is sent to Aras an Uachtarain. I don’t know if the Aras chefs open cans of baked beans sometimes.
Please give my friend Alan Kelly the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as he would appreciate it at this time owing to the fact that it would go well with champagne socialism.
‘Please give my relative Fionn O’B the exclusive jar of Heinz Ketchup Caviar as they would appreciate it at this time owing to not being invited to Leo’s 40th and missing our on the smoked salmon and gammon.
They look like snozberries to me…I wonder do they taste like snozberries?
*Picture actual size
The jar looks the size of the little jars of jam you get in posh hotels.
I would ask you to give it to my son who is incapable of eating a meal without ketchup and it would cheer him up as he’s doing his exams but I won’t bother as we live in London…
Please send this to Brother (in more ways than one) Dennis Crowley who does so much with so little to feed the hungry in Dublin:
https://www.capuchindaycentre.ie/Capuchin_Day_Centre_2013/Capuchin_Day_Centre_for_Homeless_People.html
+1
Blood blisters
Me me me! Starvin’.