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    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      Super yachts tend to only allow beige furniture, beige art, beige spouses and beige lives. This is way too imaginative and colourful.

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          Well, now. In the way that gaudy became a word because of Gaudí. Though I love his work.

          I am sending mixed messages. I need a g&t to steady my brain.

          1. Spaghetti Hoop

            I am so hungover only a large gin, ice, grapefruit juice and burrito bowl will cure me. Why is it only 11:15? Why does time go so slow when you’re hanging? HELP ME.

          2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Do you know what I love? Campari and fresh pink grapefruit juice. Campari has barely any alcohol in it so it’s pretty much a soft drink. You could definitely have that before noon.

          3. Spaghetti Hoop

            Thanks Andy. I am going for a measure of gin with the grapefruit and a measure of an early lunch for medical reasons.

          4. Frilly Keane

            Smithwicks Shandy
            Proper TK red lemonade now

            A Rasher and fried egg (gooey) sanger
            And a package ah’ green ripples
            For afters

            And you’re all set to do it all again
            Maybe start the 2nd session with stage 1 again

            Seriously Spag
            Have ya never been in a daycent Hen or work weekend

          5. Spaghetti Hoop

            @Frill
            I had dry Jan and a fairly arid early Feb so it was sort of reward-drinking I was at last night. Wine. Loads of it.
            Bit o’ sunshine there, a burrito and a gin and cranberry juice* is after putting me near the human race again. *Not at all cranky it seems as even though three of the pubs I visited had no grapefruit juice, I haven’t like gone stomping off to Twitter or the Drinks Federation about it. Going to a pub before 5pm is quite shameful for me so I’m dealing with guilt issues as well.

          6. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Ooof. Cranberry juice is too clacky for my taste.
            You have to be careful with grapefruit juice: often it’s out of date as it’s been sitting on the shelf for ages.

          7. Frilly Keane

            Ya got yerself sorted Spag
            That’s the main thing

            Bitta’ve tip
            If tis a work weekend conference thing
            And you’re having to sit through the morning after
            Ginger Ale
            Or that 7up light stuff

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