Boris Johnson waits for the Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency count declaration at Brunel University in Uxbridge, London, this morning
I’ve tried and I’ve tried and I’ve tried
But I just can’t look on the bright side
One glance at the news
Filled me with the blues
The Tories have won a landslide
John Moynes
AP
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The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists of little england have done it again!
Who’s the robot?
That’s Lord Buckethead!
Gets younger-looking every election…