Author Archives: John Moynes

Celebrity chef Marc Veyrat has asked for his restaurant to be removed from the Michelin Guide

Marc Veyrat, a fancy French cook
Has said that he was badly shook
At the loss of a star
He asks if critics are
Entitled to write their red book.

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

Meanwhile…

Beef baron Eoin Ryan, whose grass-fed Angus cross-reared in Limerick won the ‘World’s Best Fillet’ at the World Steak Challenge in Dublin yesterday

In Limerick if you want a break
From tofu, there’s something they make
(But rush, if you’re wise
As it’s just won a prize)
A thick juicy world-beating steak

John Moynes

Pic: Global Meat News

Scientists have found that goats are able to distinguish emotions from each other’s calls and also respond to the feelings of their peers

You may find this news rather queer
But boffins have claimed goats can hear
In an other goat’s call
If they’re happy at all
Or whether they’re frozen with fear

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Anti-Trump United States women’s soccer team member Megan Rapinoe holds the Women’s World Cup trophy yesterday following her team’s fourth title

The president likes folks who win
But Megan committed the sin
Of speaking her mind
Which he thought unkind
So her chance of an invite is slim

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

The UK ambassador to the US Kim Darroch (right) wrote in a series of leaked documents that the Trump administration is ‘inept’

An experienced diplomat, Kim
Thinks America’s chances are slim
When it comes to success
As it’s all such a mess
But the Trumpites are no fans of him

John Moynes

Pics: Getty