in one of the first known camera-trap images of the species, a group of Cross River gorillas can be seen in the Mbe mountains of Nigeria
Some zoologists thought for a jape
They’d film a rare type of ape
And they soon got their thrills
On Nigerian hills
When they captured the creatures on tape
John Moynes
PA
A tell-all book about the US President by his niece is set to be released next week
The President’s niece wrote a book
Which may leave the poor fellow shook
She claims that his dad
Was exceedingly bad
And raised his son to be a crook
Pic: The Mega Agency
The Association of Garda Sergeants and Inspectors (AGSI) said its members still did not know if policing pubs should be done under liquor licensing laws or health regulations
I’d like to enquire now if you
Are worried if this news is true?
There’s a virus about
And it seems there’s some doubt
That the Gardaí are sure what to do
John Moynes
Historian David Starkey has issued an apology for claiming slavery was not genocide because there are “so many damn blacks” still around
David Starkey, with egg on his face
Has admitted his thoughts about race
Were so far from wise
That he’ll apologise
And try to reduce his disgrace
John Moynes
Pic: Telegraph
Scientists in Italy are investigating the mysterious appearance of pink glacial ice in the Alp
These days it’s easy to think
That our planet is now on the brink
As diseases run free
And we’re starting to see
Alpine glaciers that are turning pink
John Moynes
Russian President Vladimir Putin can now lead the country until 2036.
Some good news for Putin today
As it’s clear that he’s now here to stay
It’s important to note
That they had a fair vote
And the people have all had their say
John Moynes
AP
Reopened pubs will be monitored by hundreds of health-and-safety inspectors and Fáilte Ireland staff
Some pubs can currently choose
To let people in to drink booze
But watch out for a spy
Who checks if rules apply
But can’t fine the pubs who refuse.
John Moynes
Pic via Frances
The absence of tourists in Nara, Japan has done wonders for the digestive issues among the city’s deer population
Nara is known for its deer
But tourists no longer appear
And it seems that
Is good for their scat
So let’s all give deer poo a cheer
John Moynes
AP
The incoming government may postpone the planned easing of restrictions on overseas travel next month
It looks like there‘ll be a delay
Before we can all get away
I’m sure trips to Spain
Will happen again
But for this year we’ll just have to stay
John Moynes
Reuters
NASA’s ‘gravity-defying’ space toilet system has cost $23 million to develop
If someone on the moon has to do
An out of this world number two
They’ll hope the design
Is working just fine
And it safely gets rid of their poo
John Moynes
Pic: NASA
