Author Archives: John Moynes

United States Attorney General William Barr (left) has sharply criticised President Donald Trump’s prolific Twitter habit

The US AG William Barr
Reckons some of his boss’s tweets are
A constant distraction
From Will’s legal action
As Trump’s rants can go much too far

John Moynes

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A threesome is the most common sexual fantasy among Americans, according to a survey by the Kinsey Institute

Now plenty of folk want to see
Their two in bed become three
Just get the rules straight
Before it’s too late
And real life ruins your fantasy

John Moynes

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Sinn Féin President Mary Lou McDonald at the General Election 2020 Count centre in the RDS, Dublin 4 on Sunday 

We’ve now reached that odd moment when
The ballots are counted and then
They’ll feign a long talk
While planning to walk
Right back to the voters again

John Moynes

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Ballot boxes ready to go to polling stations ahead of voting tomorrow in the Generel Election

Please think hard before you all choose
What to do with your ones and your twos
It’s important to note
That a later vote
Won’t decide who will win or who’ll lose

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Problems with a mobile app appeared to force a delay in reporting the results of the Iowa caucuses for a prospective Democratic nominee for US President

Can any in Iowa say
Which candidate carried the day?
As their voting app
Turned out to be crap
The results are now facing delay

John Moynes

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