Vegan steak is now available at Tesco Ireland stores
In Holland they’ve started to make
A cunning and audacious fake
This slimy Dutch treat
Contains bugger all meat
So it certainly isn’t a steak
John Moynes
Pic: Reddit
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Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May
It’s going to be a tough day
For embattled Prime Minister May
But if it goes well
She’ll just have to sell
Her deal to all of the UK
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Last night: Breakthrough
Some pilots are wondering why
They saw a bright light in the sky
Though it gave them a shock
It was just burning rock
And E.T. was not passing by
John Moynes
Video via Dublin Aviation
Jim Daly exiting the Wild Atlantic Pool in Baltimore with the help of Jenny and Sekeeta. (Photo: Anne Minihane). pic.twitter.com/nVi5zKnmbR
— The Southern Star (@SouthernStarIRL) November 9, 2018
Jim Daly, junior Minister for Health and Older People, emerges following a slip in the Wild Atlantic Pool
If you’re launching a new swimming pool
Please stick to this one simple rule
It will all work our grand
If you stay on dry land
Don’t fall in; you’ll look like a fool
John Moynes
UK Prime Minister Theresa May and her former brexit minister Steve Baker
Steve Baker, a hard Brexiteer
Has made his position quite clear
If the cabinet go
For a deal he’ll vote no
Is May reaching her final frontier?
John Moynes
Pics: Getty
The ‘Fuhrer Cake’ brought into an Australian classroom by a school employee
An Australian decided to take
His left over swastika cake
To distribute at school
Thus breaking a rule
What a jaw-dropping error to make
John Moynes
Pic: Sydney Morning Herald
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Minister for Health Simon Harris
With the health service feeling the pinch
The government can’t give an inch
There’ll be no festive cheer
For medics this year
As Leo is playing the Grinch.
John Moynes
Tim Berners-Lee at the opening of the Web Summit 2018 in Lisbon last night
Some boffin called Tim Berners-Lee
Thinks the internet can grow to be
A place of delights
Where people have rights
But that’s something that I don’t foresee
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and UK Prime Minister Theresa May in Brussels. Belgium last month
Apparently Britain now seeks
A deal that will last just twelve weeks
After which they can order
A brand new hard border
They’re talking out of their arse cheeks
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
The Irish position remains consistent and v clear that a “time-limited backstop” or a backstop that could be ended by UK unilaterally would never be agreed to by IRE or EU. These ideas are not backstops at all + don’t deliver on previous UK commitments #Brexit pic.twitter.com/y7AQ8V1jMo
— Simon Coveney (@simoncoveney) November 5, 2018
Hmm.
Organisers have blamed rain and RTÉ for the low turnout at the Papal Mass in Phoenix Park last August
I think that we all can agree
Each one of us wanted to be
In a park with the Pope
But we just couldn’t cope
With some rain, so we watched on TV
John Moynes