Author Archives: John Moynes

Spotify has begun removing music by Neil Young (right) after the rock star called for the streaming platform to choose between him and podcaster Joe Rogan (left)

There was a Young fellow called Neil
Who just couldn’t see the appeal
Of some guy called Joe
Who still doesn’t know
That Covid and vaccines are real

John Moynes

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A SpaceX rocket is on a collision course with the moon after spending almost seven years hurtling through space, eggheads say

The boffins are saying that soon
A rocket will crash on the moon
And it will collide
Somewhere on the dark side
So that’s where the debris will be strewn

John Moynes

Nasa/Futurism

A committee of UK MPs has produced a report criticising the gambling industry regulator for trying to reduce addiction

A report by a group of MPs
Had conclusions unlikely to please
Those who know that bets
Can lead to large debts
The whole thing is dripping with sleaze

John Moynes

Alamy

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson (right) lied about a lockdown party at No. 10 during the first lockdown, his ex-aide Dominic Cummings (left) claims

Some shock allegations were made
By a former top Downing Street aide
Who thought to confide
That Johnson has lied
Quite often while plying his trade

John Moynes

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Britain’s Prince Andrew (above) has lost his miiltary roles and the use of the His Royal Highness title

There once was a dirty old prince
Who hired lawyers who failed to convince
A judge that he’s clean
Which angered the Queen
This won’t make him sweat, but he’ll wince

John Moynes

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