US President Donald Trump (right) has allegedly fallen out with his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani (left) and refusing to pay his $20k-a-day legal bills
It’s starting to look as though Trump
Is highly unlikely to stump
Up the steep legal fee
That he owes to Rudy
As he reckons his lawyer’s a chump
Reuters
The second largest city on New Zealand’s South Island has closed a popular road (above) for an entire month in order for a sea lion to nest safely with its pup
In Dunedin authorities showed
That they’re willing to shut down a road
If some beasts from the sea
Think that it would be
A good place to make their abode
NZ Herald
Launching the Mother and Baby Homes Commission Report yesterday were, from left: Taoiseach, Micheál Martin, and Minister for Children, Equality, Disability, Integration and Youth, Roderic O’Gorman
Saying clearly just who was to blame
Is not how our state plays the game
So this impropriety
Was due to society
Having old fashioned concepts of shame
Retired pilot Mike Mahon was wrongly assumed dead twice by the Department of Social Protection
In September authorities said
That poor old Mike Mahon was dead
Which was careless, but then
They did it again
So incompetence must be widespread
The Seoul city government is offering advice to pregnant women that includes ensuring their husbands have clean clothes and enough to eat while they are in hospital giving birth.
The mandarins over in Seoul
Gave instructions to those up the pole
Such as making a plan
For feeding your man
So they’re clearly talking through their hole
Alamy
Education minister Norma Foley has reversed plans to bring Leaving Certificate students into class for three days a week
A minister proclaimed a rule
That older kids should go to school
But the next day she said
They should stay home instead
Which did not make her look a fool
Danish state telly has a new animated series aimed at four- to eight-year-olds about John Dillermand (above), the ‘man with the world’s longest penis’
In Denmark on children’s TV
There’s a show on which you’re bound to see
A rather large cock
So if you’re prone to shock
Then instead just watch CBBC
Alleged fugitive Luke Voskresensky was found naked clinging to a tree in the Northern Territory, Australia
After giving the coppers a slip
Voskresensky, a man in the nip
Was found in a tree
After what seemed to be
A grueling and arduous trip
BBC
Hot cross buns were traditionally only eaten on Good Friday but are now available in Australia on shelves after Christmas
In Australia a fresh hot cross bun
In January just isn’t done
But people who bleat
About what others eat
Should relax and let folk have their fun
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US President Donald Trump asked the Georgia Secretary of State to “find” votes to overturn the election results according to an audio recording
If at first you don’t succeed
Call someone in Georgia and plead
For them to help you
In staging a coup
And forging the votes that you need
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