77 thoughts on “Friday’s Papers”

    2. SOQ

      Interesting how you are so quick to report that one- except it was expected for at least the past four days.

      They are putting a ring of checkpoints around the city centre in an attempt to block supporters from gathering this weekend- for a peaceful protest- in what used to be a democracy.

      At a time when everywhere else is opening up, it is unclear what Trudeau’s objective actually is. Unless all that WEF stuff is actually true of course- but sure that is just a conspiracy theory now isn’t it?

    1. TenPin Terry

      In-demand Nige whisked away in a chauffeur-driven Beemer after a nice little earner.
      Smelly protestors standing outside in the cold and wet.
      So who really is losing ?
      Hehx3™

        2. GiggidyGoo

          Can I tell mine too?

          How do you know a planeload of English tourists has landed?
          The whining continues after the engines have stopped.

      2. TenPin Terry

        Now, shall we start with a few thick Irish jokes ?
        There’s a lot to choose from …
        Fish,barrel,shooting.
        Hehx3

        1. Joe F

          Ah good man (men) Ten Pull Terry/Admiral Nelson/Charger Salmon
          Tá tú chomh greannmhar (you are so funny old boy)
          I’ll learn you some Irish old sport
          Iontach (marvelous)

    1. GiggidyGoo

      “The poll surveyed 1,518 Canadian adults”

      Population of Canada 30,000,000 +

      So a poll of 0.00506% of the population is credible?

  6. Broadbag

    Tony recommends disbanding NPHET? But I thought they were obsessed with power and control and would never relinquish their fiendish grip on everyone’s lives? Well I never!

      1. Broadbag

        No, Evil Tony was the power mad mask-monger who would cling on to power forever, except now he’s suggesting dropping mask laws and disbanding his own evil empire? The narrative is shattered – unless you put it down to the impact of the vast Belfast Freedom Convoy, they probably forced him into it with their show of might.

        2. Duncan Wheeler

          Untrue. His job is done now with all and sundry vaccinated (not me, ever). Where did the bodge say mr cervix o’goonaham wants to cling on like a dangle berry on a crusty’s bum?
          Wallowing in a power trip maybe. Lifetime job, not so much.This is like Trump, the reaction to him and covid is far worse than the thing itself. Over the top. What are we like?

        3. E'Matty

          We have always said this is not about a virus but about getting everyone vaccinated. We said this since day one. This has been pretty much achieved in Ireland, the consequences of which remain to be seem. The Rockefellar Foundation pandemic plan from early in the last decade spoke of neurological problems presenting in the vaccinated 3 years post vaccination. Who knows where we’ll be 2 years from now. So many lies were told by power and exposed by us. Today with over 10k cases we return to normality. A few months back a cases a fraction of this was enough for the Covidians to support massively authoritarian measures. The response has always been totally disproportionate and our current state confirms we were correct all along. The fear is and always was completely disproportionate and irrational.

      3. V aka Frilly Keane

        He is the Chief Medical Officer, Dept of Health
        Its his job Bodger, and has been since the noughties
        like he was appointed to that gig
        when I was about the Health Services

        And I doubt he’s even on 40% of the Dept Secretary’s wages
        But then by now, Tony probably has all his years in at that top grade, so doesn’t give a ….k
        I’d say the amount of flexi he has stored up must be worth years

        Anyway, Public Healthcare is his job, and has been for over 20 yrs afaik
        whether tis measles mumps or manmade viruses
        its still the same gig

          2. V aka Frilly Keane

            So you believe in God

            and not science

            btw, I’m too thick to understand science
            as you well know, so don’t drag this out Bodger

            but I do know its not about miracles, virginal births, halos and fairy tales

          3. Chris

            Science isn’t a ‘belief’ system, it’s one of questioning & inquiry. When that isn’t allowed, then something is definitely up.

      1. Joe F

        Ah that’s super stuff altogether Ten Pull Terry/Admiral Nelson/Charger Salmon etc etc
        You should be up on stage, I nearly fell over laughing at that one
        Maith thú
        Marvelous

  8. Steph Pinker

    … with the theme parks closed, will we all be made toupée for damages? It’ll be a crowning moment for sure as Eunice could prove to be hairy!

    2. TenPin Terry

      Just think about all the clearing up after Eunice passes through.
      It’ll certainly be something for the weekend sir …

      Fnarr, fnarr.

      1. Joe F

        Ah that’s jolly good Ten Pull Terry/Admiral Nelson/Charger Salmonella etc etc
        Wise words from one, I mean six, men
        Maith an fear (fir)
        Marvelous

  9. TenPin Terry

    Oh I say this looks like a wizard read.
    Michael Crick has a new 600-page biography of Nigel Farage out.
    A worthy tome as befits ‘ the most successful politician of his generation.’ *
    Shame I don’t have it with me now to while away the hours by the pool today while Mrs TenPin fixes me a large gin and tontons.
    I hear it’s a tad blowy back home
    Marvellous.
    https://www.brexit-watch.org/nigel-farage-lucky-guy

    * Ken Clark,MP and former Chancellor of the Exchequer.

    1. Mrs Tenpence

      Oh you’re all covered in damp patches and stains again Charger! Let mummy get you out of those sodden pants.

    2. Joe F

      Ah that’s quite good stuff Ten Pull Terry/Charger Salmons/Admiral Nelson et al
      Mrs Ten Pull my granny
      Maith an buachaill
      Marvelous

    3. TenPin Terry

      Here’s the author himself with the surprising news that the Faragemeister was fairly lukewarm about an EU referendum and thought Brexit would only happen through Parliament.
      If only Cameron’s Tories hadn’t poured so much money and time into stopping Lord Nigel of Farage winning South Thanet it all might have been very different.
      Hehx3™

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/02/18/michael-crick-nigel-farage-didnt-really-want-eu-referendum/

      And of course Nigel was responsible for one of the most memorable quotes of recent political times.

      ” you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk ”

      Poor old Herman …

      1. Mrs Tenpence

        Come on now, no use in resisting, mummy’s special chap has mucked up his special pants again. Your internet chums will still be here after we’ve cleaned you up! Oh dear, this is very, very messy Charger, even by your standards. We may have to call the nurse again.

      2. Joe F

        Ah that’s awful stuff altogether Ten Pull Terry/Admiral Nelson/Charger Salmon etc etc
        More UK news, can’t get enough of it
        Iontach

      1. U N M U T U A L

        A kind of snow lizard that’s always ‘Hoth to trot’ and smell worse on the inside than they do on the outside… Apparently.

    2. Ian-oG

      Sure does and specifically I can never understand why people engage with Charage/whatever he calls himself now.

      I’ve been on the ‘internet’ from before the web existed and the first rule of commenting on the internet is that if someone spends an inordinate amount of time telling you, without any evidence, how great their life is/how rich they are/how attractive their spouse or partner is then the best thing to do is to completely ignore them, full stop.

      Nobody with a great life feels the need to talk about it anonymously in a comments sections and these days there are plenty of social media platforms to showcase your wealth/amazingness if you are of a mind.

      I’d say about 25% of the comments here are either by or in reply to one lonely fantasist. Why?
      Who cares what they have to say or how many times they say ‘marvellous’ or ‘hehx3’.

      Bizarre indeed.

  11. Tom J

    With all the restrictions lifted, is this the end of Broadsheet or will they find another conspiracy to latch on to.

    1. V aka Frilly Keane

      I reckon there’s a good one to be got out of the storm names
      By alphabetical order
      In boy girl sequence

      Like why boy girl
      Why not non binary non gender specific. Like initials. KD PJ sorta names or Jamie, or Alex or Robin
      Or colours
      Or gem stones
      Or Breads of the World

      Cause tis easier to manage the great reset
      Male Female connectors 5G stuff
      And cheaper

      That’s why
      (◔‿◔)

        1. V aka Frilly Kean

          Shur’ why not
          Disney Princesses / Disney Baddies
          Flowers / Grains
          Fruit / veg
          Superhero / Evil Villians
          Northern Hemisphere Cities / Southern etc

          Loads n’loadsa of options

          See this is it,
          The big They,
          Them who control our periods, our comms, our passports, our DNA, our media and telly, our utility supply, our fuel, our Climate and our weather…
          That insist on the Alphabetical Boy Girl – big data binary code stuff, they’ll argue that’s it’s more efficient of course
          But that’s what They want you to think

          And then there’s the storms that just blow out
          And the ones that create havoc and are marked as life changing events, like Katrina

          And there’s definitely an connection between the 04 Indian Ocean Earthquake tsunami and the Haiti one

          I’m just asking questions
          Trying to anyway

  18. TenPin Terry

    You never offer an opinion.
    Just links.
    The thing is only posting links requires nothing more than the brains of a gerbil.
    Having enough grey matter to formulate an opinion and argue it in a cogent, illuminating and hopefully witty manner is a different matter.
    You always fail on all counts.

  19. Joe F

    Ah that’s quite dreadful Ten Pull Terry/Admiral Nelson/Charger Salmonella etc etc
    Maith an buachaill (jolly good old boy)
    Let’s see how good you are at learning a little Irish
    Iontach ar fad

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