Cockles And Muscles

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That’s your Ma.

Meanwhile…

Gulp, chuck.

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31 thoughts on “Cockles And Muscles

    1. Cú Chulainn

      No opportunity should be missed..!!! Did the dentist arrive in Ireland in the 1970s ? And, where are those accents from? Was that filmed at the back of Montrose..?

      1. jonjoker

        Posh convent girls and Trinity college.
        Or did you miss Ruth Buchanan on Buntús Cainte yesterday? If anything, even more W Brit than this lot!

        1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

          what do you think the rest of the population would have answered, I like a man with a good herd and loves his mammy ;)

          1. scottser

            if you mention ‘road frontage’ in some rural areas, you can actually see nipples stiffening in front of your very eyes.

  1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

    I like a man who can keep up, has a twinkle in the eye, a bit of quiet swagger, a non smoker and has an arse you can park your pint on and no whinging

  2. I'm a wimp, please love me

    Very interesting – the scrawny, effeminate, non-threatening type of male is what appeals to the upper middle class female in Ireland.

  3. AC

    Do women today prefer lets say (a man’s man) or is it really an effeminate man that they prefer?

    1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

      apparently studies show a man’s man for the one night stands and a gentler soul to set up shop with, studies show…
      they prefer when you’re not a geebags mostly :)

      1. AC

        I am one of the older players on a Gaelic football team, we were about to go and play an important game and I overheard a few of the younger players discussing their ghd’s. I had to have a few words with them. I was left wondering what has happened. Are the younger men getting more and more effeminate. In a discussion that night, we wondered is this a typical generational observation where the older men look at the younger men and wonder what is happening to them. Did our fathers look at us the same. But it does feel for guys these days that there is even more focus on the cosmetic rather then the substance.

        1. Hardshaw

          Older lads always look at the younger generation as a bunch of pussies … but lads on a Gaelic football team discussing their ghd’s … makes me sick ….

  4. V aka Frilly Keane

    Savage Header

    BTW, it would be a great follow up to see how it all panned out for these girls
    like, did they find true love, and lived happily ever after, and all that craic

    a how it started and how its ended up kinda thing

  5. The Millie Obnoxious™

    I like a man who understands the importance of clitoral stimulation.

    That’s it really.

      1. Cú Chulainn

        And, not just to the point, but around and around the point, and then, maybe, back to the point.. pressure, devouring and the lightest flicking… and breathe…

          1. Cú Chulainn

            Thank you Mad, although just a little penetration can be of great benefit in these matters, I pride myself on not needing to call upon such measures, relying on external pressures in the wonderful continuous hunt of pleasure.

    1. V aka Frilly Keane

      Boys
      You do know you’re not needed for that.

      Just saying.

      Anyway.
      C’mere Mill, there’s a bitta down time to be had, on the quiet, with Hot Cross Buns.
      (I put the recipe up here somewhere a while back)

      You know in-between dough risings – three if I remember correctly.
      You know what to do. Throw them all out, while you concentrate on your enriched dough for the afternoon . (◔‿◔)(◠‿◕)(◔‿◔)(◠‿◕)

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