Smithfield Horse Fair, Dublin, yesterday.
The awkward moment when a garda tries to check for an electronic tag on an impressively-endowed horse.
Pics by Mark Henderson.
Everything. As It Happens.
Smithfield Horse Fair, Dublin, yesterday.
The awkward moment when a garda tries to check for an electronic tag on an impressively-endowed horse.
Pics by Mark Henderson.
So that’s where the expression comes from…
HUNG LIKE A ” DONKEY ” and that was only the Garda in question ! ! !
Who’s a sexy Garda, eh?
wheeeeeeeeey
Meh… I’ve seen bigger…
Humped by a horse.. shocking
That horse likes men in uniform it seems!
first thing to make me smile this morning
You obviously slept alone.
And that’s okay.
F*ck your Honda Civic I’ve a horse inside…
1st one that came into my head !!
So I shall go with ”Whose streets our streets”
So horse porn Monday is it?
I like how the horsey-owner guy – who looks like he’s having fun – just gives up after pic three.
I’m sure that scene WAS in the film…
I especially like when it wallops the Garda in the head!!!
f*ck the po-lice!
but with a little more horse…
Perks of the job.
oh wow that’s embarrassing, maybe you should blur their faces, i would not wish for my worst enemy to such a position
[prays silently for Broadsheet to blur the horse’s face]
Bingo.
Keep a close eye on the poo, it leaves an odd trail if you follow it.
It’s not at first clear who laid that particular pie. But I have my suspicions.
He’s going to get some awful abuse about that.
Is that a horse in your pocket or is he just happy to see you?
It’s to much, nothing to see here, ride on!!
Poor Garda. when they are sitting down to a mug of tae and a ginger snap, the war stories will be shared. ” I pepper sprayed some crusties” “I batonned a crusty” ” I tazered a crusty” ……..”eh I got smacked around the head by a horsey penis”………………
While lying on some horse apples….
not sure how i missed that…..( well i am…it was the eh baseball bat thing slapping plod )
+1
this makes me laugh and horribly self conscious
Precisely where is the horses ‘tag’ located?
That is the funniest posting yet. Thank you!
a truncheon to the back of the head…..
Where has the owner disappeared to in the last three photos?!
The new extendable baton training was not quite what the Gardai had envisaged…
Induction of new member to the Garda Mounted Unit
I want to unsee this.
check out the sham in tracksuit and shades in the background.
What would you expect him to wear, a low cut vest/leggings and converse combo topped off with a quiff?
Jarvey’s Cocker
[applauds]
* STANDING OVATION “
YOU ARE ” JUST” JEALOUS ! ! ! I KNOW !
This made my day!
It would for the likes of you wouldnt it?
Get a real name Brian, its rather dull charling with anonocowards
retentive at all?
youre very bitter Mr.Tackle. this is just a bit of craic. as you said to me earlier (for no reason) ‘get a life’.
Mr. Tackle is awaiting his morning enema and getting more impatient by the day.
mr tackle, like the rapmachine imposter above is trolling, best thing you can do to a troll is ignore it
Well, he started it.
That’s no horse. That’s Michael Fassbender.
When the Guards go looking for a pay rise, that’ll be exhibit A.
Karl Deeter believes that up to 1/4 of people in arrears on their mortgages are doing so deliberately to benefit from the repossession and debt forgiveness laws.
Well aimed, and surely well meant.
I think he spoke for all of us.
Aye, he took the words straight out of one of my orifices.
Well I hope he puts them right back where he found them. Very carefully. And washes his hands before preparing food.
P.T.S.D. – Penile Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Ah ! ONCE AGAIN ………………. JUST JEALOUS ! ! ! Believe Me I know……. and IM NO DONKEY !
that was great…. P.T.D.S.
oooppss! meant, P.T.S.D.
There is a person inside that uniform.
Too much hate on BS today.
Not at all, just a human being.
Not at all, just a human being rode by a horse.
FYP.
There is a person inside that car
there was almost a horse inside that person
Plus 1.24
funniest back and forth all thread.
Applauds
Dying….. PAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
The fella in black isn’t actually a guard though, is he? It’s the fella in the first pic standing in the b/g
Nope, it is a guard not the guy in the first pic.. He’s in blue not black, you can see his extendable baton attached just above his trousers, you can also just make out some of the reflective jacket he’s wearing.
I can see only one baton. extended.
The Horse that, literally, loves a man in uniform.
Wow, the d*ck actually hit his head. I mean, it ACTUALLY touched his head. A horse’s d*ick touched the Garda’s head. Won’t live that down.
Just look at picture 3. It’s RESTING on his head, for god’s sake!
*office lols*
PMSL : ) gives a whole new meaning to KNOBHEAD!!
A horse, a horse, my Jaffa Cakes for a horse….
That’s simply ridiculous ;)
http://2pigs1horse.com
Is this the horse Rebekah Brooks borrowed? (sorry, English gag)
My first time agreeing with ‘A Brian Kennedy Rugby Tackle’. Unless he is being sarcastic…hmm…
Straight up on this one and all ones my friend. It saddens me, honestly and completely to see people take joy in this.
^ Neigh-sayers
its only a bit of horseplay.
You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it drink… just free will brother, just free will. Horsin around is all
Hilarious. And I just watched Freddy got Fingered last night! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehCJOay2J1U
DING DONG
The day turned out to be a bit of a mare for the poor unsuspecting officer who was left feeling a little hoarse.
LMAO!!!
Is this ‘rear guard action’?
Its redickulous!
1.Beware of people offering pony rides in Smithfield.
2. Is this where the expression “caught off your guard” comes from?
3. Or rather “to be on your guard” i.e.
4. Mounted Policeman?
5. Horse-riding or horse-ridden?
6. Horse baton-charges guard,
I’ll get my coat now….
F*ck your Ugly Filly I got a Garda outside!
another reason to ban that mess of a horse fair, what a joke!
Has this incident been reported to the D.S.P.C.A?
Or the DSPGA. Poor defenceless guards.
Just a human being ridden by a horse.
Mountie!
funniest bs post yet!
I get the whole uniform fetish thing, really I do. Garda love at its best lmao : D x
Could this be seen as a rear ambush? waahahahahaha lmao : D
Now on the Reddit front page !!
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rpkem/fuck_the_police/
Normally a fella has to go round the corner to Benburb St and pay cash for this sort of thing
omg, funniest thing i have seen in years!
Capall ulation?
The Sun includes a video complete with a horrible laugh
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/irishsun/4235340/Cops-feel-the-schlong-harm-of-the-law.html
Mark Henderson should get an award for these. That it all.
What’s the official line the Church is taking on this!?
HAH!
I’d say that was a pain in the arse…
You’ve got to PAY to see that kind of thing in Mexico…
the horse will be trained in templemore to be an upstanding (groan) member (i’ll stop now) of the force. Then sent over to rebecca brooks for some relief (sorry) from stress
I hear the stallion was charged with ass-ault with a deadly weapon
Someone should tell this officer to quit dicking around!
Well I can see one postive outcome, ”A year’s supply of free hair gel”
Oh horse cocky, this is animal cruelty, the mare was in the barn waiting on her stallion, but idiots got in the way!
Well it proves my point. Never take a shower with a Stallion and never ever drop your bar of soap!!!!!
Feeling The Schlong Harm of the Law!
Caution Police work can be sticky business!
He should have tried the old Jedi mind trick
This is not the mare your looking for!
I was going to say that the handler should have been beating that horse to make him stop….Then I thought about it….that wouldn’t sound right :/
In frame number five Stallion is whispering in his ear.
Love you Schlong time! or
Stay HORNY my friend HOS XX
A horse walks in to a bar and the barman says why the long…
Here’s hoping more horses stand up for us…
And no stud fees? That’s one impressive horse, getting a freebie must be welcomed
Red Bum