Panic and terror and dread,
Have filled every Dublin 4 head,
Oh Jesus! Oh God!
They’ve demoted our BOD,
And left us with Heaslip instead.
John Moynes
(IRFU)
Panic and terror and dread,
Have filled every Dublin 4 head,
Oh Jesus! Oh God!
They’ve demoted our BOD,
And left us with Heaslip instead.
John Moynes
(IRFU)
TBH i think most people would be pretty happy, time to give someone else a chance
heaslips a culchie, bod is a dub, i like bod
Heaslip’s an Israeli…
Heaslip is from Kildare, BOD is from DNS.
The sythsyders will be marching over this !
yeah heaslip/bod = kildare/dub = culchie/dub
You’re drawing on pretty tired and dated stereotypes for this one John. Rugby has long thrived outside southside Dublin.
Yes, but the thing is, I really like tired and dated stereotypes.
where has it thrived?
I think its popular in places loike Terenure ?
Grand, may your material continue to sound tired and dated.
Other than that keep up the good work!
i thought heaslip would be too busy tweeting pics of his dog or wearing ‘Beats’ by Dr.Dre to captain Ireland?
Not many, or any, people from D4 on Irish team.
Ahh rugby fans. I wonder how many of them have actually played a game of rugby in their lives?
its too dangerous and rough, i will leave it to the cretins
What?? But all the cool, upwardly mobile kids love rugby. It’s the sport to be seen to like. So – out with it. Which are you? A dirty, feral soccer fan or an inbred peasant GAA fan?
Holy shit you’re right! Best stop watching the Hurling, American football, and pretty much every other sport in the world I haven’t played!
Worst Limerick ever… and I like these, but that is utter tosh!!
Jebus !!! Was just going to say that it actually scanned !! Ah well, bows to superior etc.
@shitferbrains: I was just about to say that too – finally something metrical
Ditto to above
(Or +1, or whatever the “vernack” is these days)
Well done Mr. Moynes….scansion excellent.
Check out The Hard Yards podcast:
http://www.joe.ie/rugby/heineken-cup/the-hard-yards-rugby-podcast-episode-6-0032870-1