66 thoughts on “‘No Rent Allowance Or Sad Stories’”
andydufresne2011
It’s frank yet cruel
andydufresne2011
Having said that, I hope this landlord gets some rare sneezing disease that lasts for years and that during one particularly violent sneezing fit, they fall down the stairs breaking their coccyx, only to be nursed back to health by a nurse who ultimately gets them involved in a ponzi scheme which, though not fully bankrupting them, leaves them in a financial position necessitating the sale of this house thus removing their smug power over future tenants. That’s what I hope.
I was picturing animated flowers in baskets on the window singing to animated birds flying around my desk lifting papers and handing me a cuppa while readin’ that
Disasta
Entertainment right there
Dong
They’re just saying what others would like to..maybe apart from the no families bit.
Mr. T.
It’s simply bad mannered. A sign of poor rearing. A cash-money merchant no doubt.
meadowlark
Mr T! You’re back!
irishstu
No timewasters! He’s far too busy trying to get the front panel back on the built-in dishwasher to be worrying about your nonsense
Dόn Pídgéόní
No wifi? That’s wasting my time, get out.
bertie blenkinsop
If ever a gaff deserved to be rented to a pyromaniac….
For some reason…. “spankin’ room by the woods” came to mind…
And, I’m not even into spankin’ !
Mr. T.
Hmmm. I don’t know about that.
Demon
“Very private location”? Hmm.
Fergus the magic postman
“Please read add before you call”
That would be more effective if it wasn’t near the end of the ad, & spelled properly.
Dav
What else would you expect from a county that’s 100% blushirt
Downtowntrain
It really does feel that way lately. Depressing.
andydufresne2011
Could someone explain to me, in simple terms, what the modern meaning of blushirt is? I have no idea. Just the connotation?
andydufresne2011
I know its FG supporters but what else? byword for greed?
Dav
greed, cowardice, cronyism, and a complete and total hatred of those who are sick , poor and in need of help.
andydufresne2011
Thanks Dav
Disasta
So is it a hate of “the sick, the poor and the in need of help” all together?
Like if you’re just sick, or just poor, or just in need of help do you not get hated on?
Mr. T.
They fancied themselves as Fascists in the 1930s but were rubbish at it.
Young Fine Gael do a much more convincing job of it these days.
ahjayzis
It’s a lovely little house though, w@nker landlord aside.
ollie
Is cartoon the name of the location?
Joe Malone
Saw this on Joe.ie yesterday. Broadsheet has turned into Joe for slow learners it seems!
andydufresne2011
Yeah it’s not about the story, it’s about when you read it
Dong
Was it something along the lines of:
YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS EPIC MAYO LANDLORDLAD HAS SAID IN HIS AD!
I’m sure this is the comment you were looking for…….
“First!”
Now, back to youtube with ya!
Rob_G
It was also a not-particularly-interesting thread on Boards.ie
15 cents
im urging BS to introduce a ‘follow’ feature so i can see everything that andydufrense2011 writes from here on out
andydufresne2011
Awesome
Jayzus B. Christ
Everyone ring him up and read out a Cormac McCarthy novel to him.
andydufresne2011
Brilliant
Dόn Pídgéόní
Even better, text them to him
stev
3 bedrooms but no families should apply. Makes sense….
15 cents
yea how does that work? he wants couples, but once theres a kid on the scene .. out. gone. find somewhere else.
Fergus the magic postman
It’s so the people who come to your parties can stay over of course.
Andy
Following a terrible trauma in his early life, the landlord thinks he has to rotate his chamber on a 3 night cycle.
People in town whisper behind his back about this nocturnal behavior but no one dares say it to his face.
So the story goes……….
Drogg
Not to cast dispersion on ballintubber but what professional childless couple would chose to live there?
andydufresne2011
I hope you’ll forgive me Drogg but it’s cast aspersions. (sorry)
ahyeah
Pssssttt….*aspersion*
Demon
I think it’s actually Balintober, and Cortoon, if you look at the map.
andydufresne2011
Also why is it BER exempt? seai.ie says that’s only for national monuments; protected structures; places of worship or buildings used for the religious activities of any religion; certain temporary buildings; non-residential industrial or agricultural buildings with a low installed heating capacity (less than 10 W/m2) or stand alone buildings with a small useful floor area (less than 50m2).
Corrina
My old landlord kicked us out to get some ‘nice’ people into the house and not a bunch of artists and musicians. The house got raided three months later after the police discovered that this ‘nice’ couple had a weed farm in one of the bedrooms. Landlords – be careful what you wish for!
15 cents
the hardest part of that story is that a weed farm got busted. RIP little dudes .. sniff .. RIP
ahyeah
Yeah, right, Corinna, that was your weed farm; short-term memory shot to bits.
Murph Mikey
he is saying like it is……..everyone would think the same if they had a property to rent out….its hassle enough being a landlord, so why would you want the most dificult types of tenants in your house????
fair play for being honest…..no harm in this.
Anne
Yeah honest in showing his lack of scruples.
A cretin of a human being.
Fergus the magic postman
“its hassle enough being a landlord”
No sad stories Murph Mikey.
Caroline
lol
george
“No harm in this”?
What about homeless families who couldn’t find a house because nobody would accept there rent allowance?
Murph Mikey
if your so worried about homeless families why dont you let them move in to your house………
Its not on the landlord to “have to accept” rent allowance. Its his/her house, they can decide who they want to rent it to…
get over it….just like he can choose to have smokers or non smokers renting the house, students or professionals….etc etc.
Dav
most of our ruling TD’s are landlords too, nice to know the class of hole yer brown nosing there murphy.
Murph Mikey
“most of our ruling TDs are landlords too,” Whats that got to do with anything? Also, how do you know this? Where are you getting your figures from?
A general waffle comment that doenst deserve a reply…..
Nice Anne (Dammit)
It’s publicly accessible information that is declared by every politician. I am actually scarlett for yah that you don’t know this.
Kdoc
I hope no childless professional couple gets hurt in the rush to live in Ballintubber.
Murph Mikey
Nice Anne has a brown nose from Dav………
you have the figures anne too? Tell me the numbers casuse i couldnt be bothered to go and find them, better things to be doing like reading Broadsheet and posting brilliant comments….come on, post the figures please….Total TDs and Total TDs who are landlords, betcha it wont be over 50%……..
Vera from d'country
Ah would you ever go and put a cover on that dishwasher and a headboard on the bed.
Chucky R. Law
“Serviced Property”… he’ll be popping in every morning to change the sheets and ensure your lifestyle remains compliant with his requirements
David
There really should be similar conditions on all rental agreements (plant hire, car hire, bike hire, storage, getting the law mowed etc etc).
oh no…this guy is a business man, and not on the scratcher!!!! crucify him……
what a bunch of begrudgers……
Nice Anne (Dammit)
€650 Monthly and it’s out so far google maps won’t even go there!
I like the fact the beds are cheap poo and the landlord can’t even be bothered to put headboards on them.
Classy move leaving disguarded cartons of crisps in the photographs.
Does the landlord mean: No cheap messy arses like me need apply?
I hope he is never in a position where he is denied accommodation because he has children. That would be a f***ing horrific thing to experience.
I also hope whatever tenants he gets in have a fetish for leaving fish sewn into curtains and behind radiators. Grrrrrr…
It’s frank yet cruel
Having said that, I hope this landlord gets some rare sneezing disease that lasts for years and that during one particularly violent sneezing fit, they fall down the stairs breaking their coccyx, only to be nursed back to health by a nurse who ultimately gets them involved in a ponzi scheme which, though not fully bankrupting them, leaves them in a financial position necessitating the sale of this house thus removing their smug power over future tenants. That’s what I hope.
I was picturing animated flowers in baskets on the window singing to animated birds flying around my desk lifting papers and handing me a cuppa while readin’ that
Entertainment right there
They’re just saying what others would like to..maybe apart from the no families bit.
It’s simply bad mannered. A sign of poor rearing. A cash-money merchant no doubt.
Mr T! You’re back!
No timewasters! He’s far too busy trying to get the front panel back on the built-in dishwasher to be worrying about your nonsense
No wifi? That’s wasting my time, get out.
If ever a gaff deserved to be rented to a pyromaniac….
For some reason…. “spankin’ room by the woods” came to mind…
And, I’m not even into spankin’ !
Hmmm. I don’t know about that.
“Very private location”? Hmm.
“Please read add before you call”
That would be more effective if it wasn’t near the end of the ad, & spelled properly.
What else would you expect from a county that’s 100% blushirt
It really does feel that way lately. Depressing.
Could someone explain to me, in simple terms, what the modern meaning of blushirt is? I have no idea. Just the connotation?
I know its FG supporters but what else? byword for greed?
greed, cowardice, cronyism, and a complete and total hatred of those who are sick , poor and in need of help.
Thanks Dav
So is it a hate of “the sick, the poor and the in need of help” all together?
Like if you’re just sick, or just poor, or just in need of help do you not get hated on?
They fancied themselves as Fascists in the 1930s but were rubbish at it.
Young Fine Gael do a much more convincing job of it these days.
It’s a lovely little house though, w@nker landlord aside.
Is cartoon the name of the location?
Saw this on Joe.ie yesterday. Broadsheet has turned into Joe for slow learners it seems!
Yeah it’s not about the story, it’s about when you read it
Was it something along the lines of:
YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS EPIC MAYO LANDLORDLAD HAS SAID IN HIS AD!
Here kid….
I’m sure this is the comment you were looking for…….
“First!”
Now, back to youtube with ya!
It was also a not-particularly-interesting thread on Boards.ie
im urging BS to introduce a ‘follow’ feature so i can see everything that andydufrense2011 writes from here on out
Awesome
Everyone ring him up and read out a Cormac McCarthy novel to him.
Brilliant
Even better, text them to him
3 bedrooms but no families should apply. Makes sense….
yea how does that work? he wants couples, but once theres a kid on the scene .. out. gone. find somewhere else.
It’s so the people who come to your parties can stay over of course.
Following a terrible trauma in his early life, the landlord thinks he has to rotate his chamber on a 3 night cycle.
People in town whisper behind his back about this nocturnal behavior but no one dares say it to his face.
So the story goes……….
Not to cast dispersion on ballintubber but what professional childless couple would chose to live there?
I hope you’ll forgive me Drogg but it’s cast aspersions. (sorry)
Pssssttt….*aspersion*
I think it’s actually Balintober, and Cortoon, if you look at the map.
Also why is it BER exempt? seai.ie says that’s only for national monuments; protected structures; places of worship or buildings used for the religious activities of any religion; certain temporary buildings; non-residential industrial or agricultural buildings with a low installed heating capacity (less than 10 W/m2) or stand alone buildings with a small useful floor area (less than 50m2).
My old landlord kicked us out to get some ‘nice’ people into the house and not a bunch of artists and musicians. The house got raided three months later after the police discovered that this ‘nice’ couple had a weed farm in one of the bedrooms. Landlords – be careful what you wish for!
the hardest part of that story is that a weed farm got busted. RIP little dudes .. sniff .. RIP
Yeah, right, Corinna, that was your weed farm; short-term memory shot to bits.
he is saying like it is……..everyone would think the same if they had a property to rent out….its hassle enough being a landlord, so why would you want the most dificult types of tenants in your house????
fair play for being honest…..no harm in this.
Yeah honest in showing his lack of scruples.
A cretin of a human being.
“its hassle enough being a landlord”
No sad stories Murph Mikey.
lol
“No harm in this”?
What about homeless families who couldn’t find a house because nobody would accept there rent allowance?
if your so worried about homeless families why dont you let them move in to your house………
Its not on the landlord to “have to accept” rent allowance. Its his/her house, they can decide who they want to rent it to…
get over it….just like he can choose to have smokers or non smokers renting the house, students or professionals….etc etc.
most of our ruling TD’s are landlords too, nice to know the class of hole yer brown nosing there murphy.
“most of our ruling TDs are landlords too,” Whats that got to do with anything? Also, how do you know this? Where are you getting your figures from?
A general waffle comment that doenst deserve a reply…..
It’s publicly accessible information that is declared by every politician. I am actually scarlett for yah that you don’t know this.
I hope no childless professional couple gets hurt in the rush to live in Ballintubber.
Nice Anne has a brown nose from Dav………
you have the figures anne too? Tell me the numbers casuse i couldnt be bothered to go and find them, better things to be doing like reading Broadsheet and posting brilliant comments….come on, post the figures please….Total TDs and Total TDs who are landlords, betcha it wont be over 50%……..
Ah would you ever go and put a cover on that dishwasher and a headboard on the bed.
“Serviced Property”… he’ll be popping in every morning to change the sheets and ensure your lifestyle remains compliant with his requirements
There really should be similar conditions on all rental agreements (plant hire, car hire, bike hire, storage, getting the law mowed etc etc).
I mowed the lawn and the lawn won!
Sod.
That guy is also a car dealer http://www.lfc.ie/viewanad.php?ad_id=1370971&r=
not just car dealer
http://liam-feeney-plumbing-and-heating.plumbers.mayo-services.mayo.tel/
oh no…this guy is a business man, and not on the scratcher!!!! crucify him……
what a bunch of begrudgers……
€650 Monthly and it’s out so far google maps won’t even go there!
I like the fact the beds are cheap poo and the landlord can’t even be bothered to put headboards on them.
Classy move leaving disguarded cartons of crisps in the photographs.
Does the landlord mean: No cheap messy arses like me need apply?
I hope he is never in a position where he is denied accommodation because he has children. That would be a f***ing horrific thing to experience.
I also hope whatever tenants he gets in have a fetish for leaving fish sewn into curtains and behind radiators. Grrrrrr…