66 thoughts on “‘No Rent Allowance Or Sad Stories’

    1. andydufresne2011

      Having said that, I hope this landlord gets some rare sneezing disease that lasts for years and that during one particularly violent sneezing fit, they fall down the stairs breaking their coccyx, only to be nursed back to health by a nurse who ultimately gets them involved in a ponzi scheme which, though not fully bankrupting them, leaves them in a financial position necessitating the sale of this house thus removing their smug power over future tenants. That’s what I hope.

  1. irishstu

    No timewasters! He’s far too busy trying to get the front panel back on the built-in dishwasher to be worrying about your nonsense

  2. Fergus the magic postman

    “Please read add before you call”

    That would be more effective if it wasn’t near the end of the ad, & spelled properly.

    1. andydufresne2011

      Could someone explain to me, in simple terms, what the modern meaning of blushirt is? I have no idea. Just the connotation?

        1. Dav

          greed, cowardice, cronyism, and a complete and total hatred of those who are sick , poor and in need of help.

          1. Disasta

            So is it a hate of “the sick, the poor and the in need of help” all together?
            Like if you’re just sick, or just poor, or just in need of help do you not get hated on?

      1. Mr. T.

        They fancied themselves as Fascists in the 1930s but were rubbish at it.

        Young Fine Gael do a much more convincing job of it these days.

    1. Dong

      Was it something along the lines of:
      YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS EPIC MAYO LANDLORDLAD HAS SAID IN HIS AD!

    2. 15 cents

      im urging BS to introduce a ‘follow’ feature so i can see everything that andydufrense2011 writes from here on out

    1. 15 cents

      yea how does that work? he wants couples, but once theres a kid on the scene .. out. gone. find somewhere else.

        1. Andy

          Following a terrible trauma in his early life, the landlord thinks he has to rotate his chamber on a 3 night cycle.
          People in town whisper behind his back about this nocturnal behavior but no one dares say it to his face.
          So the story goes……….

  3. andydufresne2011

    Also why is it BER exempt? seai.ie says that’s only for national monuments; protected structures; places of worship or buildings used for the religious activities of any religion; certain temporary buildings; non-residential industrial or agricultural buildings with a low installed heating capacity (less than 10 W/m2) or stand alone buildings with a small useful floor area (less than 50m2).

  4. Corrina

    My old landlord kicked us out to get some ‘nice’ people into the house and not a bunch of artists and musicians. The house got raided three months later after the police discovered that this ‘nice’ couple had a weed farm in one of the bedrooms. Landlords – be careful what you wish for!

  5. Murph Mikey

    he is saying like it is……..everyone would think the same if they had a property to rent out….its hassle enough being a landlord, so why would you want the most dificult types of tenants in your house????
    fair play for being honest…..no harm in this.

    1. george

      “No harm in this”?

      What about homeless families who couldn’t find a house because nobody would accept there rent allowance?

      1. Murph Mikey

        if your so worried about homeless families why dont you let them move in to your house………
        Its not on the landlord to “have to accept” rent allowance. Its his/her house, they can decide who they want to rent it to…
        get over it….just like he can choose to have smokers or non smokers renting the house, students or professionals….etc etc.

        1. Dav

          most of our ruling TD’s are landlords too, nice to know the class of hole yer brown nosing there murphy.

          1. Murph Mikey

            “most of our ruling TDs are landlords too,” Whats that got to do with anything? Also, how do you know this? Where are you getting your figures from?
            A general waffle comment that doenst deserve a reply…..

          2. Nice Anne (Dammit)

            It’s publicly accessible information that is declared by every politician. I am actually scarlett for yah that you don’t know this.

    1. Murph Mikey

      Nice Anne has a brown nose from Dav………
      you have the figures anne too? Tell me the numbers casuse i couldnt be bothered to go and find them, better things to be doing like reading Broadsheet and posting brilliant comments….come on, post the figures please….Total TDs and Total TDs who are landlords, betcha it wont be over 50%……..

  6. Chucky R. Law

    “Serviced Property”… he’ll be popping in every morning to change the sheets and ensure your lifestyle remains compliant with his requirements

  7. David

    There really should be similar conditions on all rental agreements (plant hire, car hire, bike hire, storage, getting the law mowed etc etc).

      1. Murph Mikey

        oh no…this guy is a business man, and not on the scratcher!!!! crucify him……
        what a bunch of begrudgers……

  8. Nice Anne (Dammit)

    €650 Monthly and it’s out so far google maps won’t even go there!
    I like the fact the beds are cheap poo and the landlord can’t even be bothered to put headboards on them.
    Classy move leaving disguarded cartons of crisps in the photographs.
    Does the landlord mean: No cheap messy arses like me need apply?
    I hope he is never in a position where he is denied accommodation because he has children. That would be a f***ing horrific thing to experience.
    I also hope whatever tenants he gets in have a fetish for leaving fish sewn into curtains and behind radiators. Grrrrrr…

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