‘An Appropriate Woman’

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From top: Podium for Fine Gael election event at Joe Duffy Motors in Finglas, Dublin this morning; and Taoiseach Enda Kenny at the event

Right so.

*Whingers out of shot.

Previously: Who Dares Whinge?

Pic: Aidan Delaney and Fergal O’Brien

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66 thoughts on “‘An Appropriate Woman’

  1. Fergus the magic postman

    FG really do think everybody is buying new cars don’t they?
    Or, are they trying to project the idea that they are to everybody who can’t, ie. nearly everybody.

    An appropriate woman? Any woman but Lucinda probably.

      1. Fergus the magic postman

        That figure is up one third on last years figure. Whoopidydooh! What a recovery.
        27,106 new cars were licensed for the first time in January, compared with 20,105 last year.
        That’s great. I didn’t realise. I’m on my way to buy one now.

    1. rotide

      I have an image of fergus ignoring all the numbers after the 161D part of the reg plates that pass him by.

      Remember Fergus, Even though not everyone can afford a new card, people who do buy them is A Good Thing.

      1. Adama

        You did notice the amount of car financing deals going around, didn’t you? People aren’t buying the cars outright, banks aren’t lending money to do that. Instead the manufacturers and their franchises here have stepped in to fill that space. Customers are putting down a relatively small deposit then lease the car for a number of years with the option of buying the car outright at the end of the term. If they don’t then they hand back the keys. So those shiny 16ds you keep talking about aren’t actually outright purchases but leases.

      2. Fergus the magic postman

        I’ve genuinely not seen one of those yet. If people are buying them good, but lets not pretend those minuscule numbers make everything else ok.
        The majority of people have not felt the recovery, Is the FG campaign aimed solely at the relative few who have?

        1. Adama

          Actually my comment was directed at Rotide! Car sales may be up but it’s the nature of the transactions that caused the bump not people suddenly finding €40k down the sofa. The leasing options is a win-win for the dealers-a continuous revenue stream and a car with relatively low mileage (read the small print of these deals and you’ve got a restriction on overall mileage) probably coming back to them in a few years ready to be sold as second hand. So I wouldn’t jump for joy at the sales, the mechanism for getting the cars off the forecourt has changed, that’s all.

        2. Owen C

          161 VW Golf Comfortline, outright purchase price €21,000. Lease deal requires €5,912 up front, or roughly 28% of the purchase price.
          161 BMW 318d saloon, outright purchase price €41,410. Lease deal requires €12,418.92 up front, or roughly 30% of purchase price.

          Not “huge” amounts of cash. But wouldn’t necessarily call it “small” either.

          1. Adama

            I don’t know what circles you mix in but I don’t know many people running out to buy 318s. So I’d say they’d be more a company car purchase rather than a family runabout…

          2. Owen C

            Adama

            That’s why i threw in the VW golf as well. If you want to give me a car you’d like to hear the leasing terms on, fire away. The basic answer you’re gonna get is that a new car is gonna require a minimum 4-5k of money down. As i said, not “small”.

  2. Al

    What a joke. Obviously he’s finally twigged that it is actually a big issue and he might lose votes by dodging it.

    1. 15 cents

      exactly. and then making an empty coffer of addressing it. . . with no dates or proper details or promise. We’ve seen him go back on actual promises, so he’d hardly stick to this non-promise.

  3. jambon

    Hahaha! Let’s pretend that the global economy is not literally on the verge of collapse. Every one of the world’s most respected economist’s say it’s going to happen this year. Yeah, buy a new car! Vote FG back in! You blundering twatwagons!

    1. DubLoony

      I’ve a pet theory: We’ve been in economic crisis for so long, that its now considered normal.
      Discuss.

    1. Horselover Fat

      Are you implying that all BMW drivers are twits? If you are then i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  4. The Real Jane

    I’m an appropriate woman. I can easily spare time in my busy schedule to be appointed to this committee.

    I dare ya, Enda.

  5. smolach

    seriously hope everyone that has a vote uses the damn thing, this idiot needs to go, although i do not know where he will spend his retirement he wont be too welcome in Mayo i think

    1. stephen

      Why does it have to be a woman? why not the best person for the job regardless of what gender they choose to identify as.

      Also whats Enda’s idea of appropriate one who will match what he wants?

      1. The Real Jane

        Yeah. Why aren’t there more men in charge of making laws about women’s bodies? It works for Isis and the Taleban, and if it’s good enough for them and for 1950s Ireland, surely it’s good enough for us?

        1. stephen

          WTF do Isis and the Taleban have to do with it
          What does it matter the sex of the people making laws?

          I expect the people making the laws for us to make decisions not based on their own experiences or preferences but to make them based on what is good for the country and what is good for the people who those laws apply to.

          So yes in the case of the 8th it is about women but that does not preclude a man from chairing a committee on it

      2. The Real Jane

        Also, I’m pleased to see that we’re deciding that woman is just something you happen to identify as in the context of abortion. If I had an unwanted pregnancy – let’s double our stake and call it life threatening and I choose to identify as a man, would it just go away because I no longer identify as having a womb?

        1. stephen

          The ‘gender they identify with’ is tongue in cheek my point is it does not matter who creates the laws what matter is that the right laws are created

          1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            True but having women rather than men involved (theoretically) makes sure certain factors are considered that men might not consider. It also gives the committee more gravitas and credibility among feminist groups.

            It should be a woman who is in charge. It should be a woman who reports on it and the committee should be mostly women as well.

          2. The Real Jane

            Well would you say that if you were a woman and reflecting on the track record of men in this country making decisions about your body, you’d think that the chances of a gang of men coming up with the right laws are:

            a) excellent;
            b) poor?

            Given that men do have a track record in this regard. A track record that has resulted in death, disability, women being artifically kept alive while eaten by infection, women being strapped to gurneys and force fed? Personally, speaking as a womb bearer and a mother, I think men’s turn is over.

          3. MoyestWithExcitement

            “The ‘gender they identify with’ is tongue in cheek”

            And mean spirited.

            “my point is it does not matter who creates the laws what matter is that the right laws are created”

            You need the right people to create the right laws. Simple. Humans aren’t robots.

  6. Panty Christ

    If I was a successful business in my own right I’d never let a politician step foot into my premises and piggy back on my bizacumen

          1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            He’s framing this picture as we speak for the wall in the good room

  7. Nigel

    An Appropriate Woman sounds like an Oscar Wilde play.

    ‘When repealing an amendment it is considered bad manners to examine the effects of that amendment. Amendments are like certain types of foreign cheese: one is obliged to admire the holes while disregarding the odour.’

    A very bad Oscar Widle play, obviously.

  8. Eoin

    Recovery. There is NO recovery. Just hype, spin and massaged statistics. I sure hope people don’t get fooled by this cr*p (…………..again).

  9. Tish Mahorey

    A BMW garage. Classic Fine Gael. You’d think they’d at least pick a Ford, Nissan, Toyota, etc garage.

  10. Junkface

    Have they found an appropriate woman yet? They’d better check that she has a vagina just to be sure, to be sure

      1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

        Hope she is politically engaged or this is going right up the spout before it even starts

  11. James

    This is interesting, the HSE medical card processing unit is a tenant of Joe Duffy motors in that same building. How suspicious is it that the HSE rent a building off a Fine Gael supporter ….

  12. James

    Don’t know. Looks modern enough. Some Gaul in him in one door showing off BMWs and upstairs they cut off medical cards. Wonder did he go into the medical card lot ?

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