Now you’ve seen Inception and Toy Story 3, there’s nothing left to look forward to (until Titanic 2), right?

Not quite.

Homegrown too.

It’s so funny because it’s true.

Meh.

Millionth. Now that’s a ‘th’.

“Neither wind, nor rain nor fanboys dissuaded me….

Shiny and covered in paw marks already.  FaceTime is a waste of  time.  The killer app that is for your other half to demand it be turned on to prove you’re not in the pub/hotel room/bathing house, etc.”

At least the phones weren’t in short supply.

Three days in, fourteen and a half million pageviews, 3756 retweets and a Facebook friend request from MuckyBoy1956. Sweet Jesus, it’s time for a long, hard think about what’s happened here.

What is this nu-media juggernaut the quality press have dubbed ‘John Ryan’s Seedy Pension Plan’? Is there any truth in the rumoured merger with Ireland.com? What if, one day, there simply are no more memes? Shh! What was that noise?

Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won’t you?