And To Think She Went And Married That Loser


Ireland captain*. Millionaire. Dude. Gillette guy. Funny. Charming. Good cook.

These things are nothing to the simple, happy life we could have built for you.

But it’s too late.

So. You lose.


* Like to see how far he gets on Donkey Kong. BS highest score? 805,600 (Leinster record). Oh, I’m sorry, Brian, did we scare you?

(Pic by Photocall Ireland)