And she’s probably unwell but..
Our favourites:
In Tescos now. I’ve put some frozen sausages in with the cereals. They’ll probably go off. I draw no pleasure from this.
Lovely coffee at Brenda’s, but as soon as she left the room I couldn’t help tipping it down the back of her telly. Regretting it already.
Or any of the other excellent magazines they sell in garages.
‘OSCAR-winning singer Glen Hansard is paying for grief counselling sessions for hundreds of fans who watched a man jump to his death at a recent concert.’
You got to hand it to him.
The do-gooding, ginger fuck.
Kidding. We kid the Glenn.
That’s our job
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKXlgISd3iA
A little too manly?
2.11: his neck hurts.
The AIRLINE.
Not the missus.
Jesus.
Delta Airlines put Brian McFadden in a small plane which smelt of piss and then they lost his luggage.
Still.
Beat’s ‘Air Katona’.
Their entire fleet has loose flaps.
We shit you not.
We missed a humdinger in our Gormley interview story earlier. Thank god for The Irish Times:
The core complaint involved a payment of €143,151 in “turning-up” expenses to the Green TD during the period from 1997 to 2007. Days claimed for included Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve.
Ho, ho, ho, Merry-
Happy new y-
Where’s everyone gone?
