That Jan Moir.
“Their blingtastic home looks like a cross between the foyer of a Dubai hotel and the downstairs lounge of a flash northern nightclub.”
“In front of the 10ft-high slab of aquarium stands a customised black pool table, with Ireland’s name emblazoned across the baize in silver letters. How could even a sober footballer manage to pot the pink?”
“Their five-year-old daughter’s bedroom is decorated in a shade of pink known in the trade as Barbie’s Kidney.”